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What athlete do you think would make a good Pope?

Posted on 5/2/25 at 12:57 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5300 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 12:57 pm
Let’s have a little fun on a Friday. Thread title. I’ll get us started:

1. Tim Tebow: for obvious reasons.

2. Roger Federer: graceful, diplomatic, universally respected

3. Dirk Nowitzki: quiet strength, loyal, deeply respected by peers

4. Eliud Kipchoge: lives with monastic discipline, always speaks with serene wisdom, and feels like he’s already halfway to sainthood

5. Shaq: because why not?

One athlete that would NOT make a good Pope would be THE JUDGE. He shows no mercy to opposing pitchers and punishes baseballs, cranking dongs 400-500 feet. This is the opposite of what a Pope should be.

Anyway, who does tMSB think would make a good pope? I’ll hang up and listen. Habemus Papam!
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79239 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 12:59 pm to
Ichiro
Posted by Diseasefreeforall
Member since Oct 2012
6748 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

cranking dongs

Maybe THE JUDGE is qualified after all.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5300 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:01 pm to
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Ichiro

Solid selection
Posted by txbd
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2014
2305 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

cranking dongs 400-500 feet


Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38544 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:08 pm to
Michael Sam
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
14551 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:12 pm to
Dennis Rodman. His experience as a member of the NWO would really help him work with global leaders.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
52578 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:13 pm to
God Shammgod
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
6471 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:45 pm to
Lebron James has the hairline for it.
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10821 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 1:59 pm to
Tyreek Hill
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
34743 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:07 pm to
This was a very clever way to work in a thread regarding the feats of tPunisher.

Always an enjoy reading your thread bawler. Both fun and usually informative as well.

.427 BA for Aaron the judge Judge
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 2:08 pm
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RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164589 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:09 pm to
Bryce Drew
Posted by dukkbill
Member since Aug 2012
912 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:11 pm to
Mark Pope
Christian laettner
World B Free

Eta

Brian Cardinal
Irving Fryar
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 2:12 pm
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20087 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:13 pm to
The obvious answer is Philip Rivers
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213855 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:13 pm to
So you start a thread about the death of the Pope and his replacement just to make yet another example of your list for Judge????

You are a very ill person.
Posted by DoctorWorm
Member since Jul 2021
1319 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:20 pm to
Joe Torre - old white dude. maybe Italian, was a cardinal
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4435 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:31 pm to
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This was a very clever way to work in a thread regarding the feats of tPunisher.

Always an enjoy reading your thread bawler. Both fun and usually informative as well.

.427 BA for Aaron the judge Judge


Working in a Judge reference in a creative way - 10 likes. With all of the Shadeur threads on draft day, there should be ZERO complaining about Judge threads. At least Judge is ACTUALLY playing right now.

Aaron Judge, the Commander in Chief. ZING!
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
32555 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:37 pm to
Mike McQueary
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5300 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:39 pm to
The Face of Baseball and the Face of America. Captain America. The Punisher. THE JUDGE.
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
11992 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 2:45 pm to
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ZERO complaining about Judge threads


The complaining is about one person making threads and pretty much repeating the same stupid shite over and over and talks like a 12 year old. It’s kinda pathetic one person craves attention. Doesn’t help when dipshits like you encourage he or she. Like I said, I don’t have a problem with Judge. Hell I wouldn’t be against Judge threads if it was something relevant and not childish.
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