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Was Blue Origin Fake?

Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:08 pm
Posted by SoWhat
Member since May 2013
618 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:08 pm
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What fueled these suspicions even more is the fact that the doors were seen opening inwards, unlike most spacecraft with pressurized cabins.

Typical spacecraft have doors that open outwards and require a team of technicians working from the outside to unlock them, especially after a trip to space
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:10 pm to
Why weren't they wearing pressure suits?
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83173 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:11 pm to
bc women face enough pressure outside of a space dildo space craft bro, they don't need more of it inside
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13747 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:11 pm to
Now that would be funny!

As it stands, it was an 11minute space taxi for over privileged chicks... but damn it'd be funny if it were fake!
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2873 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:12 pm to
Air pressure is zero at the Karman Line.

They didn’t go into the depths of the sea.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35686 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:14 pm to
Why would they fake it?
Posted by Zahrim
McCamey Texas
Member since Mar 2009
8027 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:16 pm to
they really didnt even goto space, that was barely low earth orbit, just a bit higher than nasa training flights to teach weightlessness
Posted by tigger4ever
Member since Apr 2021
1384 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:16 pm to
But they all their hair fixed and botoxed up. The Botox made them float.
Posted by El Eh Shu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
922 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:17 pm to
Did regular folks on earth see the rocket flying through the sky?
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20063 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:17 pm to
Don't think it was fake.
Posted by Techdog89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2016
970 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:20 pm to
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Why would they fake it?


Yeah, cause women never fake it.......
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
74003 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:20 pm to
You just can't fake that big of a dildo.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33409 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:20 pm to
Yeah the paint on the capsule was still factory new.
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
23044 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:21 pm to
Did they do the same thing as one of the dudes from Dude Perfect?
Dude Perfect Goes to Space
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6521 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:21 pm to
The tits were, probably.
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
15417 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:22 pm to
Before establishing the crew, did anyone bother to stop and determine what a woman is? Did anyone bother to confirm that these six crew members were indeed women? Were any trans women objections to being excluded from the crew addressed?

Guys...this is 2025! We can't just dress up six chicks in tailored Oscar de la Renta space jump suits, shoot em into space for 11 minutes, only to celebrate that it was an all-women flight crew.
This post was edited on 4/16/25 at 1:23 pm
Posted by South21
Member since Jul 2019
1635 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:22 pm to
The stupidly of some on this site is truly amazing. Yes it’s all fake. No one has ever been in space. I hear airplanes are fake too.
Posted by WaltWhite504
Member since Sep 2021
2108 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Was Blue Origin Fake?


Everything is fake except the magic ear that was dramatically bandaged for the convention week but then perfectly fine the following week.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92408 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Everything is fake except the magic ear that was dramatically bandaged for the convention week but then perfectly fine the following week.



Yea that blood was also fake.

You've got to be a paid troll with your takes.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106981 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Why would they fake it?


Out of habit.
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