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Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:42 am
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30701 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:42 am
When I was at LSU a custodian called in a bomb threat because he didn’t want to show up for his shift and was later arrested. Traffic was horrific trying to “evacuate” campus.

These are bullshite 99.99% of the time. What are your most absurd excuses you’ve encountered for a tard doing this?
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 10:43 am
Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8696 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:43 am to
The OT has really fallen off lately.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30701 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:44 am to
quote:

The OT has really fallen off lately.


I’ll post my incel thoughts because I can’t get laid or my personal diaries of a boomer. My apologies
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71676 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:44 am to
real bombers don't threaten.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
35691 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:44 am to
quote:

When I was at LSU as a custodian



Fify.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30701 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:45 am to
quote:

real bombers don't threaten.


Ever heard of Ted Kaczynski?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
124102 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:46 am to
I know a girl that called in a bomb threat when in High School to get a friend out of a test.

She never went to jail or anything but I know she had some restrictions where she couldn't even get a passport for years (according to her, she is not overly reliable lol)
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9813 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:49 am to
quote:

What are your most absurd excuses you’ve encountered for a tard doing this?


not excuses, but about 30 years ago or so there was a rash of bomb threats at local High Schools. Mostly copycats after the first one got a ton of attention.

Then one student called one in from a payphone on campus of his own school.

Needless to say, he got caught.
Posted by rob0710
LA
Member since Oct 2004
582 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:18 am to
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33655 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:21 am to
At age 5, I pulled the fire alarm after soccer practice at Wildwood Elementary in 1979. Firemen came. I fessed up and had a painful conversation with them. They were very gracious though. And yes I remember this vividly 45 years later.
Posted by Sponge
Member since Nov 2018
4220 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:25 am to
Not a bomb threat, but in junior high (possibly around Columbine) the entire school spent the day in the gymnasium so that police and a bomb squad could check out a “clicking” noise a teacher heard coming from a locker.

It ended up being a CD player
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58892 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:34 am to
quote:

Best Bomb Threat


When I crop-dust, the threat is real.

Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
17540 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:35 am to
Dude gets arrested at Home Depot

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Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5562 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:42 am to
Bombs have always exploded in the Taco Bell bathroom
Posted by JoieDeVivre
SE Louisiana
Member since Apr 2010
106 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 12:53 pm to
Speaking for a friend.
Waaaay back in the day, three students that rode together to high school were running late. One of them called the school board office with a bomb threat. When they reached the school all of the students were outside so they parked the car an eased on into the mix.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
21951 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 12:53 pm to
When I was in the Air Force our ship got a bomb threat called in. I answered the call and the caller said he had placed a bomb somewhere on base. I asked him to hold on, gave the phone to another guy in my unit and said “it’s for you”. I didn’t want to do the paperwork. Turned out it was a drill.
Posted by Merica
'Merica
Member since Mar 2013
1042 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:13 pm to
Yeah I remember that one. 2016 or so. Everyone was saying we hope the bomb isn’t in the parking lot or we are all cooked
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
8947 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by Dontbearichard
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2018
145 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:24 pm to
Jim Breuer has a pretty good bomb threat story

LINK
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
2414 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

When I was in the Air Force our ship got a bomb threat called in.


Huh?
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