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Best Bomb Threat or Similar Stories
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:42 am
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:42 am
When I was at LSU a custodian called in a bomb threat because he didn’t want to show up for his shift and was later arrested. Traffic was horrific trying to “evacuate” campus.
These are bullshite 99.99% of the time. What are your most absurd excuses you’ve encountered for a tard doing this?
These are bullshite 99.99% of the time. What are your most absurd excuses you’ve encountered for a tard doing this?
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 10:43 am
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:43 am to Mingo Was His NameO
The OT has really fallen off lately.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:44 am to BIGJLAW
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The OT has really fallen off lately.
I’ll post my incel thoughts because I can’t get laid or my personal diaries of a boomer. My apologies
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:44 am to Mingo Was His NameO
real bombers don't threaten.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:44 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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When I was at LSU as a custodian
Fify.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:45 am to MorbidTheClown
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real bombers don't threaten.
Ever heard of Ted Kaczynski?
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:46 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I know a girl that called in a bomb threat when in High School to get a friend out of a test.
She never went to jail or anything but I know she had some restrictions where she couldn't even get a passport for years (according to her, she is not overly reliable lol)
She never went to jail or anything but I know she had some restrictions where she couldn't even get a passport for years (according to her, she is not overly reliable lol)
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:49 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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What are your most absurd excuses you’ve encountered for a tard doing this?
not excuses, but about 30 years ago or so there was a rash of bomb threats at local High Schools. Mostly copycats after the first one got a ton of attention.
Then one student called one in from a payphone on campus of his own school.
Needless to say, he got caught.

Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:18 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:21 am to Mingo Was His NameO
At age 5, I pulled the fire alarm after soccer practice at Wildwood Elementary in 1979. Firemen came. I fessed up and had a painful conversation with them. They were very gracious though. And yes I remember this vividly 45 years later.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:25 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Not a bomb threat, but in junior high (possibly around Columbine) the entire school spent the day in the gymnasium so that police and a bomb squad could check out a “clicking” noise a teacher heard coming from a locker.
It ended up being a CD player
It ended up being a CD player
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:34 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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Best Bomb Threat
When I crop-dust, the threat is real.

Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:35 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Dude gets arrested at Home Depot
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:42 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Bombs have always exploded in the Taco Bell bathroom
Posted on 3/24/25 at 12:53 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Speaking for a friend.
Waaaay back in the day, three students that rode together to high school were running late. One of them called the school board office with a bomb threat. When they reached the school all of the students were outside so they parked the car an eased on into the mix.
Waaaay back in the day, three students that rode together to high school were running late. One of them called the school board office with a bomb threat. When they reached the school all of the students were outside so they parked the car an eased on into the mix.

Posted on 3/24/25 at 12:53 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
When I was in the Air Force our ship got a bomb threat called in. I answered the call and the caller said he had placed a bomb somewhere on base. I asked him to hold on, gave the phone to another guy in my unit and said “it’s for you”. I didn’t want to do the paperwork. Turned out it was a drill.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:13 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Yeah I remember that one. 2016 or so. Everyone was saying we hope the bomb isn’t in the parking lot or we are all cooked
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:24 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Posted on 3/24/25 at 1:27 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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When I was in the Air Force our ship got a bomb threat called in.
Huh?
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