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I Got Body Checked After Mass This Evening
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:22 pm
The Parish Council of Catholic Women had a bake sale set up at the back of church this evening. You had better believe that I happily spent some money on that. I made off with a box of cookies and a loaf of sourdough bread. I had my eye on some banana nut bread, but before I could get to it a lady body checked me and got there first.
My usual pew is seventh on the right beside the XIV Station of the Cross, but the next time the PCCW has a bake sale I am going to sit at the back of the church so that I can be first in line.
My usual pew is seventh on the right beside the XIV Station of the Cross, but the next time the PCCW has a bake sale I am going to sit at the back of the church so that I can be first in line.
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Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:23 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
You sound like a fricking bitch
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:24 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:25 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
Jesus Christ grow a sack of nuts you little bitch
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:28 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
Shut the frick up.
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:38 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
Damn you’re a regular James Bond with the plan bro!
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:42 pm to TheRouxGuru
Imagine knowing that my catholic aunt Delores has the ability to make a fellow TD poster cry like this
Pick your nuts up you fricking homo
Pick your nuts up you fricking homo
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:50 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
The preferred nomenclature is "punk bumped."
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:54 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
I assumed you meant your got your body checked after discovering a mass
Glad you’re healthy
Glad you’re healthy
Posted on 3/1/25 at 9:57 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
Catholic people problems.
Posted on 3/1/25 at 10:03 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
You've got to learn to stand in there a little stronger.
Posted on 3/1/25 at 10:30 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
You're lucky Jesus didn't show up knocking over tables and driving y'all moneychangers out with a whip.
Posted on 3/1/25 at 10:42 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
Only old people and weirdos go to Saturday evening Mass
Posted on 3/1/25 at 10:45 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
Well played Sir. Well played
Posted on 3/1/25 at 10:52 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
Look, man, she weighs three bills if she weighs an ounce - you never had a chance to get that nut bread. Next time bring a crowbar.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 4:13 am to MISSOURI WALTZ
Church bake sales are a great thing. I bought a pecan pie at one that was incredible.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 5:59 am to MISSOURI WALTZ
You are admitting online that a woman is your superior. Nice.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 6:04 am to MISSOURI WALTZ
better to be body checked by a catholic chick than a baptist woman
Posted on 3/2/25 at 6:23 am to MISSOURI WALTZ
You should've done this:
Posted on 3/2/25 at 6:29 am to MISSOURI WALTZ
Going to church is the new Ed Hardy shirt
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