Some home run things y'all cook for little kids.

I use my kids as an excuse to get things I want, like fried chicken. And whisky.

My kids would like chicken nuggets one day but not the next.

OP, take them out to eat, or when they first get to your house bring them to the store and let them pick.

ETA, some things my kids liked when they were that age.

Buttered Noodles
Scrambled Eggs
Red Beans and Rice
Ham/Turkey Sandwhiches
Meatballs in barbecue sauce
Yellow Rice w/ chicken

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You know they talk right?

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Yeah dick head

Lolz

My 3 year old’s favorite food is rare to medium rare filet mignon

If she has to choose a second it’s probably Pizza Village pizza.

It’s kinda like pulling teeth to get her to eat anything else, but she gets there eventually.

My kid ate cabbage salad with scorpion pepper hot sauce, blue cheese, and fake bacon bits for dinner.



So um... Blue berries. His arse loves blue berries.

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Have you tried hitting them? They’ll eat whatever when they are hungry enough

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Think this exact line is in Blood Meridian.

Shells and cheese.
Ground venison cooked in a skillet and drained.
Mix em together and tell em its Uncle Buck Casserole.

They're probably only picky eaters when their parents are around, because they'll accommodate the pissing and moaning. Kids will 98% of the time eat more varied foods at other people's houses if they're not given the retard alternative (nuggets and mac and cheese, etc.)

Get a pack of Sweet Italian Turkey sausage, brown it, and dump in a jar of basil spaghetti sauce. Get two or three pasta shapes (rotini, thin spaghetti, penne), let each one pick a pasta shape. If you offer them parm, use the real stuff and make a show of shaving it.

Breakfast, eggs of some sort and bacon. Don't be a bitch and buy a bunch of frozen waffles and syrup.

If you're going to do something like PB&J, get two different kinds of J, they'll make it a game to see who eats the oh-so exotic strawberry jam. Then the second one will want to mix the strawberry with whatever other jam you have just to be a one upper. If they're normal boys.