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I was summoned for federal jury duty in New Orleans
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:08 pm
7:15 this coming Monday morning. What’s a fool proof excuse I can use to get out of this? I have plans Sunday night and this is putting a big chink in my chain.
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Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:10 pm to tigersownall
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7:15 this coming Monday morning. What’s a fool proof excuse I can use to get out of this? I have plans Sunday night and this is putting a big chink in my chain
Showing up extremely hungover seems like a great way to ensure not getting selected
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:11 pm to tigersownall
Have enough drunken fun on Sunday night to get thrown in lockup
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:11 pm to tigersownall
You might be able to put Teedy away. I'd be there at 6:15 on Monday. 
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:11 pm to tigersownall
Tell them you’re a republican and you think everyone is innocent. Or you can say you’re a democrat and everyone is innocent.
It might work
It might work
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:11 pm to tigersownall
Just don’t go
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:12 pm to tigersownall
Just wear a MAGA hat.
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:12 pm to Titsbywilly
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Just don’t go
I Like this one. Maybe even tell them to frick off. Make sure you say that to the judge.
or
When they call your name just stand up and say WHITE POWER!!
This post was edited on 1/28/25 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:16 pm to tigersownall
quote:Don't get out of it. We need TigerDroppings alums to sit on juries...
What’s a fool proof excuse I can use to get out of this?
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:18 pm to tigersownall
If you received it in the regular mail you can ignore it.. Nothing they can do.
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:19 pm to tigersownall
Just call in dead
This post was edited on 1/28/25 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:19 pm to tigersownall
If you have the judge that I had, he's going to embarrass the shite out of you in front of a couple dozen people if you give a silly excuse.
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:19 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
My previous Akon Locked Up status keeps me abstaining from jury duty. 
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:20 pm to tigersownall
If it's federal it's not a big deal to skip it. Just call them the following day and say you forgot about it. Should be fine.
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:23 pm to tigersownall
the most eventful jury summons i got is i saw a Mexican couple get married cause the judge was only judge that spoke Spanish. We were let go after that cause all the cases were settled, mostly DUIs
i wouldn't mind serving on a jury. I don't know why people make such a big deal of trying to get out of it.
i wouldn't mind serving on a jury. I don't know why people make such a big deal of trying to get out of it.
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:26 pm to Dire Wolf
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i wouldn't mind serving on a jury. I don't know why people make such a big deal of trying to get out of it.
Federal goes for 6 months or more if they extend you. You go once a week to the building on Poydras and hear federal cases
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:27 pm to Dire Wolf
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i wouldn't mind serving on a jury. I don't know why people make such a big deal of trying to get out of it.
Nola CBD for 7:15 am Monday kinda sucks a cock though. Surprised they don’t have to give more notice than that.
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:27 pm to tigersownall
Walk in wearing this tshirt:
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:28 pm to tigersownall
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What’s a fool proof excuse I can use to get out of this
Don't. Do your duty.
ETA: And if you waited this long to get a dismissal, you're going to have to at least show up. Your summons should have instructions as to how to request a dismissal prior to reporting. It is usually time-sensitive, though. Let this be a lesson not to procrastinate.
This post was edited on 1/28/25 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 1/28/25 at 2:29 pm to Ingeniero
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Federal goes for 6 months or more if they extend you. You go once a week to the building on Poydras and hear federal cases
Who hs time for that shite?
Do they at least reimburse parking and/or vehicle theft?
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