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re: I was summoned for federal jury duty in New Orleans

Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
3257 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:22 pm to
Funny how many on here talk tough and criticize (sometimes with reason) our justice system but don’t want to participate when they’re asked to step up
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
9924 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:26 pm to
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federal jury duty in New Orleans


How far away do you live?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89814 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:26 pm to
Last time I had jury duty I told them I moved out of the parish and that was that.


I hadn't actually moved yet, but I was moving in two months.




Posted by DandyPimp
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
1118 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:26 pm to
I was recently called for the grand jury pool in Orleans criminal district court. Because of my number, I was made an alternate and was never called in over the 6 month term

From a work prospective, it would have been a disaster, as it required 2 half day meetings per week. However, from a curiosity standpoint I was kind of disappointed. Would have been interesting. One aspect that was explained in orientation, was that grand jurors have some oversight of the jail and could request an inspection at any time during their term. If seated, I would have exercised my authority just to see that shitshow.

About 10 years ago, I was seated in Orleans on a jury for a drug possession case. One of the other jurors was the son of a high profile personal injury attorney. He was an attorney as well, although not actively practicing law. Both the prosecutor and defense attorney knew his dad, but he was still seated. Case ended in a hung jury. One of the big takeaways is that lunch is a big deal in court. Bailiff was very proud that we could order from Zeas. Said we were lucky because trial/deliberations were essentially a day and and a half, we got two lunches. Bailiff and judge got free lunch as well, so I guess that was part of it.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
7658 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:26 pm to
Wear a Klan outfit to the courthouse they'll excuse you within 10 minutes
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89814 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:27 pm to
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Funny how many on here talk tough and criticize (sometimes with reason) our justice system but don’t want to participate when they’re asked to step up



Should have professional jurors.


Dont need sharqueefa who barely has a ged deciding my future.


Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20049 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:28 pm to
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Honest question—is there any reason to fear retribution when serving on a jury? Do defendants/their allies have a chance of identifying jury members? This is always in the back of my mind when I am contemplating whether or not I’d be eager to serve on a jury.



Did any Al Capone or John Gotti jurors who convicted them to prison ever get killed by mobsters looking for retaliation????

NO.
Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
3996 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:32 pm to
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this is putting a big chink in my chain.


Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20049 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:40 pm to
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this is putting a big chink in my chain.



There's the alternative for the fat black gal that's suing Lyft. All she needs is a couple Asian guys with a big pushcart to get her fat arse around town.
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5632 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 4:46 pm to
Have your employer write you a letter indicating the importance of your current role in the national security. You will then be granted an extension opportunity to be a juror later. Otherwise health of you or your role as a vital caregiver for your family.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
36231 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 6:15 pm to
That’s exactly what someone in the mob would say
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20049 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 7:33 pm to
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That’s exactly what someone in the mob would say



Then do the footwork and look it up. I'm sure that info is on the net somewhere.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11304 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 8:10 pm to
Tell them you identify as a woman, then throw rocks at them.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23173 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 8:46 pm to
You can tell them that you have been exposed to Covid.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17011 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:27 pm to
Little more than an hour away
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17011 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 10:32 pm to
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From a work prospective, it would have been a disaster,


This is exactly the reason I am avoiding this. fricking snow already ruined my last half of this month. Then I have to start February with this shite. It’s not conducive for work at all.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10770 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:07 pm to
My son was summoned for federal grand jury duty. He's a type 1 diabetic and even with doctors excuse they wouldn't dismiss him. He's 22 and was the youngest there, he got picked as an alternate.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39279 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:23 pm to
quote:

This is exactly the reason I am avoiding this. fricking snow already ruined my last half of this month. Then I have to start February with this shite. It’s not conducive for work at all.

Well if it’s that big of a deal I can shoot you in the leg or burn your house down for a price.
Just trying to help. Let me know.
Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2019
3718 posts
Posted on 1/28/25 at 11:27 pm to
Many years ago I went before a district court judge and told him I was a journalist and worked for a local newspaper.

He said, rather sternly, “ good, this is a murder trial and I need smart people. Now go sit down.”

Only thing that got me out of it was they chose a full jury before they called me back up.

Posted by Rambler
Coastal Landmass
Member since Jan 2011
1539 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 1:29 pm to
Tell them you post on the OT.
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