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Mississippi Senate Bill 2319: The Contraception Begins at Erection Act of 2025

Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:56 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48729 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:56 pm
LINK to the bill

SIAP -I kid you not, a senator in Mississippi has filed a bill that says it's illegal to spill your seed unless it's to create an embryo.

If convicted of random masturbation resulting in an illegal spurt of "genetic material", fines are:

1st time - $1000
2nd time - $5000
3rd time - $10,000

what in the ever-loving frick is this guy thinking?

Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
40471 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:57 pm to
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what in the ever-loving frick is this guy thinking?



It's a "gotcha" bill
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
33099 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:59 pm to
He's trolling.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35229 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:59 pm to
That’s how you pay for the wall.
Posted by angryslugs
Member since Apr 2008
10957 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:00 pm to
Be a lot less blind teens in Mississippi.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
171575 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:00 pm to
Lock me up
Posted by Sisyphus
Member since Feb 2014
1918 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

what in the ever-loving frick is this guy thinking?


Dem state Senator.

"In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.


This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me." "
Posted by Dex Morgan
Member since Nov 2022
2634 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:06 pm to
This would be reality with a president like Huckabee or Santorum. Religious nut jobs. Trump has the support he does because he's not a typical GOP fundamentalist.
Posted by SpartanSoul
Member since Aug 2016
1718 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:09 pm to
Does he think every guy has Elon money?
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
3208 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:09 pm to
Is he gay?
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7813 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:19 pm to
I'm in for 16 k. Let's frickin' go.

Posted by TriStateAreaFootball
Member since Dec 2024
887 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:32 pm to
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This would be reality with a president like Huckabee or Santorum. Religious nut jobs. Trump has the support he does because he's not a typical GOP fundamentalist.

Did Jake Tapper tell you this?
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
76340 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:34 pm to

I'd be liable for several million.
Posted by Dex Morgan
Member since Nov 2022
2634 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:39 pm to
Why don't you do a search of my posts and find just one post of me speaking positively of a liberal.

Some of you can't stand the fact that there are non-religous (but believe in God) conservatives who finally have a voice in the party thanks to the likes of Trump, Rand Paul, etc. People who actually want limited government and not a theocracy.
Posted by FoTownBam
Foley Al
Member since Oct 2023
3363 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:41 pm to
Quote: 2) It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo

This is bad news for the homosexual males. Wonder what the alphabet community will say about this bill?
This post was edited on 1/22/25 at 9:43 pm
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
2443 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 9:52 pm to
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“All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.


Isn't that the fault of feminists who have shouted down men for decades and told them they have no say, just responsibility, when it comes to this kind of thing??
This post was edited on 1/22/25 at 9:52 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96564 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:27 pm to
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1st time - $1000 2nd time - $5000 3rd time - $10,000



I can’t afford 16k a day in fines
Posted by Zgeo
Baja Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
2236 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:29 pm to
This is how we get rid of income tax
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
22953 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:30 pm to
quote:

it's illegal to spill your seed unless it's to create an embryo.


What kind of Catholic shite is this? I thought you guys cut this out after Monty Python made fun of you.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34593 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:33 pm to
Sigh…
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