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Don’t die at work
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:40 pm
Nobody might notice
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Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:41 pm to Auburn80
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Nobody might notice
good possibility. I stay behind a closed door 90% of the time.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:42 pm to Auburn80
I heard the stapler was also missing.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:44 pm to Auburn80
4 days?
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:46 pm to Ghost of Colby
They better not adjust that overtime
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:48 pm to Ghost of Colby
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4 days?
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:50 pm to Auburn80
I would actually like to work there.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:50 pm to Auburn80
Yea but I learned from Fight Club that if you die at work life insurance pays triple. Seems worth a few more days of being ignored.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:51 pm to Auburn80
I work 12 hour shifts by myself so I definitely could be stiff as a board before someone found me. Several days is nuts though.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:51 pm to Auburn80
My biggest fear- you don't retire early and die at work 
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:53 pm to Auburn80
"Workers smelled a foul odor"
Typical day at my workplace
Typical day at my workplace
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:55 pm to Auburn80
If dying at work was good enough for Dale Earnhardt, its good enough for me.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 3:25 pm to Auburn80
Posted on 8/29/24 at 3:33 pm to Auburn80
Nah, they would notice.
Besides, my wife gets a bigger pay out if I die at work for some reason. Its only like a $300k kicker, if it was $350k the OT would be all over it.
Besides, my wife gets a bigger pay out if I die at work for some reason. Its only like a $300k kicker, if it was $350k the OT would be all over it.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 3:39 pm to Auburn80
Does she get credit for the 4 days on the clock or do they stop paying her once the time of death has been identified?
Posted on 8/29/24 at 3:43 pm to Auburn80
Wells Fargo trying to get out of paying her those last 4 days
ETA: dammit, I've been Defiled
ETA: dammit, I've been Defiled
This post was edited on 8/29/24 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 8/29/24 at 3:50 pm to Auburn80
Posted on 8/29/24 at 3:52 pm to Ghost of Colby
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4 days?
Impossible. The anti-WFH crowd told me that there’s so much collaboration, bonding and supervision that occurs in the office that this could never happen.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 4:02 pm to Dadren
If you watched the video, she died on a Friday. And, according to a coworker, a lot of people don't work there on a daily basis.
If they were all in the office and collaborating, she might still be with us today.
If they were all in the office and collaborating, she might still be with us today.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 4:07 pm to GRTiger
It could've been something like a heart attack and if you don't notice it due to a shut door. Not sure if a full house would've caught that. Unlucky for her sucks that she died at work.
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