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Obscure The Simpsons Quotes That You Use Regularly
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:26 pm
Any time I'm trying console one of my kids- "Remember that time daddy hit the referee with a whiskey bottle? Yeahhh"
Any time we have salad- "You can't make friends with salad"
In many contexts- "Hey fun boys...get a room"
Any time we have salad- "You can't make friends with salad"
In many contexts- "Hey fun boys...get a room"
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Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:37 pm to HoopyD
How many seasons is it up to?
Oh, and “doh”.
And pannerplant.
Oh, and “doh”.
And pannerplant.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:40 pm to HoopyD
I have used all of these...
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try"
"Trying is just the first step towards failure"
"I believe that children are our future, unless we stop them now."
"Alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"
"When a woman says there's nothing wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong"
"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try"
"Trying is just the first step towards failure"
"I believe that children are our future, unless we stop them now."
"Alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"
"When a woman says there's nothing wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong"
"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
This post was edited on 8/21/24 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:40 pm to HoopyD
I am old and lame so I alternate between "eat my shorts" or "bite my shiney metal arse" (Futurama)
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:42 pm to Philzilla2k
the dolls trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me ,.ew dog water
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:43 pm to HoopyD
How about, “Beer. The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems”.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:01 pm to HoopyD
AURORA BOREALIS!!?
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:05 pm to HoopyD
Used this one at work just this week.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:12 pm to Jamohn
Uh... Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:13 pm to HoopyD
There was an episode where Homer was discussing famous people in hell, and he mentions Abraham Lincoln. Bart or Lisa asks what did he do to go to hell, and Homer says he sold poison milk to schoolchildren.
Many moons ago, when my son was still in early elementary school, he told me that they had learned about Abraham Lincoln. I just kind of said in passing "Yeah, he sold poison milk to schoolchildren." Well, my son goes back to school and tells his teacher that. I got a note from the teacher a couple of days later asking why would I say such a thing? I just laughed and tossed the note.
Others I've used:
Anytime I see a Moon Pie: "Moon.....Pie. What a time to be alive!"
When the wife (no pics) asks where I am going: "I'm going to......stalk......Lenny and Carl...."
"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!"
"We'll be rich! As rich as Nazis!"
And at work I have said this:
"You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth, because when you put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!" Except saying Marge, I use the name of whoever it is I'm speaking to.
Many moons ago, when my son was still in early elementary school, he told me that they had learned about Abraham Lincoln. I just kind of said in passing "Yeah, he sold poison milk to schoolchildren." Well, my son goes back to school and tells his teacher that. I got a note from the teacher a couple of days later asking why would I say such a thing? I just laughed and tossed the note.
Others I've used:
Anytime I see a Moon Pie: "Moon.....Pie. What a time to be alive!"
When the wife (no pics) asks where I am going: "I'm going to......stalk......Lenny and Carl...."
"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!"
"We'll be rich! As rich as Nazis!"
And at work I have said this:
"You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth, because when you put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!" Except saying Marge, I use the name of whoever it is I'm speaking to.
This post was edited on 8/21/24 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:15 pm to Lakefront-Tiger
Excellent
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:25 pm to HoopyD
“Am I out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.”
“Gime? What’s a gime?”
[walks inside gym]
“Oh, hehe, a gime.”
“Gime? What’s a gime?”
[walks inside gym]
“Oh, hehe, a gime.”
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:34 pm to HoopyD
Trying is the first step in failure.
I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaming.
I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:38 pm to HoopyD
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:39 pm to HoopyD
“The coroner? I’m so SICK of that guy!”
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:41 pm to HoopyD
"And heeeere come the pretzels!
Any time things start going off the rails
Any time things start going off the rails
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:12 pm to HoopyD
What’s your name?
Homer: “Mr. Burns.”
Your first name?
Homer: I don’t know.”
Homer: “Mr. Burns.”
Your first name?
Homer: I don’t know.”
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:27 pm to HoopyD
Lisa ask Homer for fruit, Homer hands her a donut and says “this donut has purple, purples a fruit”.
Another
Marge: “Aim low. So low that if you fail. I one cares. “
Another
Marge: “Aim low. So low that if you fail. I one cares. “
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:29 pm to HoopyD
"He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!"
Posted on 8/21/24 at 6:34 pm to messyjesse
"'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine."
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