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Reincarnation Hypothetical
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:37 pm
Here's the situation:
You die and you are given a chance to live a life as any other animal other than a human for your next life. What animal are you choosing?
You must consider all aspects of life such as predation, living conditions, happiness, life expectancy, etc.
My top picks would be a golden retriever, eagle, blue whale, albatross, and a brown bear.
Golden retriever for obvious reasons. Your a sought out dog breed, which almost never gets put down, most likely living in upper class family, don't have to work hard, intelligent, etc. Only down side is shortish life span.
Eagles have practically 0 predators, can fly, and are just badass.
Blue whales have practically no predators, get to explore the entire ocean unfazed by anything, live a long time, don't work particularly hard to find food. Biggest downside is definitely barnacles.
Albatrosses rarely get preyed upon once they become adults, have huge wings for gliding, they travel like 100s on miles a day, get to visit multiple continents in their life, and can kinda walk in water. Not many downsides with this one other than they almost never touch ground.
Brown bears have almost no predators, big and scary so no one's messing with you, easy diet of fish and berries although they can also feast on anything they want if they are feeling up for a challenge, generally live in very nice regions with good weather and scenery, plus hibernation would be awesome. Panda's would be cool too, however I'd get tired of eating bamboo.
What is OTs thoughts on this one?
You die and you are given a chance to live a life as any other animal other than a human for your next life. What animal are you choosing?
You must consider all aspects of life such as predation, living conditions, happiness, life expectancy, etc.
My top picks would be a golden retriever, eagle, blue whale, albatross, and a brown bear.
Golden retriever for obvious reasons. Your a sought out dog breed, which almost never gets put down, most likely living in upper class family, don't have to work hard, intelligent, etc. Only down side is shortish life span.
Eagles have practically 0 predators, can fly, and are just badass.
Blue whales have practically no predators, get to explore the entire ocean unfazed by anything, live a long time, don't work particularly hard to find food. Biggest downside is definitely barnacles.
Albatrosses rarely get preyed upon once they become adults, have huge wings for gliding, they travel like 100s on miles a day, get to visit multiple continents in their life, and can kinda walk in water. Not many downsides with this one other than they almost never touch ground.
Brown bears have almost no predators, big and scary so no one's messing with you, easy diet of fish and berries although they can also feast on anything they want if they are feeling up for a challenge, generally live in very nice regions with good weather and scenery, plus hibernation would be awesome. Panda's would be cool too, however I'd get tired of eating bamboo.
What is OTs thoughts on this one?
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:39 pm to topherbrown21
hot lesbian cat lady's one cat
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:39 pm to topherbrown21
Non-human? I'd come back as a Communist.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:40 pm to topherbrown21
Orcas.
Why? They are the king of the ocean, intelligent and are assholes. Minus being king of the ocean that's how I would describe myself.
Why? They are the king of the ocean, intelligent and are assholes. Minus being king of the ocean that's how I would describe myself.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:40 pm to topherbrown21
Definitely Golden Retriever. Unlike the other animals you listed, goldens don’t have to work for thier food and they just seem happy all the time.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:42 pm to topherbrown21
I'd probably do killer whale so i can frick some yachts up
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:43 pm to fr33manator
Great Dane , at least one Women in Houston will get freaky with you
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:44 pm to topherbrown21
fricking potheads in this thread
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:46 pm to topherbrown21
Constantine removed all mention of Reincarnation from the Bible in the 4th Century.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:49 pm to topherbrown21
I would start studying MBC and I would cure it and cure them both.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:49 pm to topherbrown21
I’d be a lice and get up in a chubby gals bush.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:50 pm to topherbrown21
You're going to frick dogs. Or get your balls cut off.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:50 pm to topherbrown21
Whatever animal would die quickest. Living life as an animal would blow
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:54 pm to topherbrown21
quote:
You die and you are given a chance to live a life as any other animal other than a human for your next life. What animal are you choosing?
Tortoise. How fricking peaceful must that life be?
Posted on 5/21/24 at 4:55 pm to topherbrown21
Eagle living near a large body of fresh water eating fish. I like sashimi, not mice and rats.
Posted on 5/21/24 at 5:22 pm to topherbrown21
This reminds me way too much of the worst job interview I ever attended.
Dude proceeded to tell me how ants are good reliable workers and how eagles are great leaders but poor teammates.
Dude proceeded to tell me how ants are good reliable workers and how eagles are great leaders but poor teammates.
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