re: Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a grizzly bear or a man?

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I wonder which would be shot first

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the man. He'll fart and give away his position.

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Thankfully, I got out of mine alive. He was involved on the fringes of a group murder that I expect to one day see on dateline

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You're just gonna throw this out there and leave us hanging?

Yep

Yes which is why the rest of my post read:

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The Hypo is insane though.

if you’re picking a random bear and a random guy… Yoire absolutely way better off with the guy.

I’m more afraid of getting murdered by women than being killed by sharks… because I dont go in the ocean. But if I was in the ocean I am absolutely more afraid of a shark.

You can have this conversation and not sound insane if you just ask the question right.

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with one saying her reaction was that “a bear can be reasoned", which, she acknowledged, was "the craziest thing I've ever thought – but it's true."

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I'd love to see how she can reason with a bear that's already determined to eat you.

On second thought, nevermind. I'm pretty sure her logic will be too stupid to even comprehend.

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am not a woman but if I was I would rather be raped and beaten by a man than be eaten alive by a bear. Its really not much of a decision.

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You didn’t know? For women, being with a short (or poor, or unpopular) guy is a fate worse than death… women constantly fantasize about being in such situations (like in the woods around bears) with men they like and find attractive.

Trump said it… not the “grab them by the pussy” part but when he said “when you’re a star they let you do anything”

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There is a question going around the internet, the original question is would you rather have your daughter in the woods with a random unknown man or a random bear. Its been morphed a bit now that its been shared to would you as a woman rather be in the woods with a random unknown man OR a bear.

Almost without fail posed this question the answer of the women/mothers have been a bear and it has men feeling some type of way that women almost universally trust a bear more then a strange man. But here are the top 10 reasons woman have given for choosing a bear over a man:

10) No one would question me about what I was wearing if the bear attacked me.
9) No one would accuse me of liking the bear attack
8) A bears motives are easier to understand.
7) A bear won't accuse me of leading them on by being nice to them.
6) I would not be forced to carry the bears babies to term in 27 states.
5) The bear will either kill me or leave me alone there are not 400 other horrible ways a bear can hurt me.
4) Bears do not traffic women.
3) A bears friends won't come out to say how nice the bear is and how attacking me is ruining its life.
2) No one will question if the bear attack really happened.
1) The bear sees me as a human being.

But here are a few others that are sad but true:

If I survive the bear attack I will not have to see the bear at family reunions.

The bear did not pretend to be my friend for months before hand.

A bear would not film it and send it to his friends.

NOW lets talk. Soooo many males are mad about this. I have seen some comments replying to a woman choosing the bear that make my skin crawl. Most of them give off vibes that tell me they are literally part of sect of men that are the reason we chose the bear. When this question was posed, man or bear, to woman 9 out of every 10 chose the bear. 9 out of every 10. We cannot agree about hair color, makeup, or Taylor Swift but we almost entirely as a gender agree about this. In fact when asked 7 out of 10 did not even take time to think the answer was instantly bear.

We understand the bear may kill us. We understand there are fates worse then dying. A bear will simply kill us or ignore us.

Statistically women are safer with bears then men sorry not sorry. In the last 4 years 7 women were killed by bears and 15 were attacked and survived. Do you wanna know the rape/murder statistics for the same time range of men killing/raping women?

We are safer with the bear.

Sorry, not sorry.

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Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a grizzly bear or a man?

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This is feminist type dumb.

But let’s break it down.

Bears:

Black bear= might be safe. Coin toss.
Brown bear= you are dead.
Grizzly bear= you are dead.
Polar bear= you are dead.

Men:

White man= you are probably safe.
Asian man= you are probably safe.

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Bear or human male?

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does the bear kill me quick? or just slowly maul me until I bleed out?

is the dude one of those douche bags that has to constantly talk about shite that's not even remotely relevant in my life? or can he just shut up and help me kill supper?



because that kinda plays into my answer.

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But let’s break it down. Bears: Black bear= might be safe. Coin toss. Brown bear= you are dead. Grizzly bear= you are dead. Polar bear= you are dead. Men: White man= you are probably safe. Asian man= you are probably safe. Mexican man= coin toss. Middle Eastern man= probably not safe. Black man= probably not safe.

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I like this version:

Bear:

If it’s black, fight back.
If it’s brown, lie down.
If it’s white, good night.

Human Male:

If it’s black…you know what? Never mind.