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A+ for Effort: Woman wheels corpse into bank to sign off on a loan
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:37 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:37 am
This awesome. This woman is a go getter! Death won’t even stop her from trying. We need more people willing to lay it on the line in this world.
Daily mail
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This is the moment a woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and allegedly tried to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up in front of suspicious staff who asked why he looked so pale.
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Bank employees started filming the pair and ended up calling for an ambulance and police as she used her hand to keep the deceased pensioner's head upright and told him: 'Uncle, are you listening? You have to sign it. I can't sign for you.'
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The video showed the dead man's head swaying back and forth before she grabbed hold of his neck with her left hand from behind. She urged him: 'Sign here and stop giving me a headache' but was met by a logical silence from the man she was pretending to have a conversation with.
Daily mail
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 9:22 am
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Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:41 am to Covingtontiger77
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She urged him: 'Sign here and stop giving me a headache' but was met by a logical silence from the man she was pretending to have a conversation with.
I try this all the time and still get nagged too.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:41 am to Covingtontiger77
clearly the man is identifying as being alive.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:43 am to Covingtontiger77
Took him to vote after
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:43 am to Covingtontiger77
WTF?
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:44 am to Covingtontiger77
Weekend at Bernie’s special.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:45 am to Covingtontiger77
They should at least give her 20 bucks for the attempt 
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:45 am to Covingtontiger77
When you watch Weekend at Bernie’s for the 700th time and start thinking, “hey, it’s not that crazy is it?”
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:46 am to Covingtontiger77
Looks like a possible sequel in the making, Weekend at Bernie's bank?
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:47 am to Covingtontiger77
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:49 am to Covingtontiger77
Is that Condaleeza Rice?
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:59 am to Covingtontiger77
How did she possibly think she would get away with this
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:17 am to Covingtontiger77
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:21 am to Covingtontiger77
If White House staff can run a fricking country by doing it, she should be able to get a loan doing the same thing.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:21 am to Covingtontiger77
I hope this sub-human witch dies in prison.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:23 am to Covingtontiger77
people work really hard at not working.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:28 am to Covingtontiger77
Hell, that’s not so awesome.
The United States of America elected a corpse for president.
The United States of America elected a corpse for president.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:33 am to Covingtontiger77
what's wrong? If he can vote he should be able to get a loan,
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:37 am to Covingtontiger77
He's an eligible voter in blue states.
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 9:38 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 9:45 am to Covingtontiger77
Would have been funnier if she had hung one of those car pine scent things around his neck.
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