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re: Stupid Things Said to Women
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:41 pm to SmelvinRat
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:41 pm to SmelvinRat
So, is this what menopause is going to be like?
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:44 pm to StickyFingers
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Stupid Things Said to Women
I was drunk and I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone as I took an Uber to her apartment. You had to have a key fab to use the elevator. There was nobody in the lobby when I got there. I meant to say “I am here. Can come down and let me in the elevator?” However like I said I was drunk and my words came out as “I am here, you can come down and let me in the elevator now.” Boy did that set her off.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:47 pm to StickyFingers
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Stupid Things Said to Women
Can you be quiet?
You do realize you sound crazy right now, don’t you?
Have you gained weight?
Do you want anything to eat?
Whose truck was that in your driveway?
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:48 pm to StickyFingers
Pretend its Twinkie.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:56 pm to RibsandWhiskey
My wife at the time: "Why do you keep dancing with your friend's fiancée so much tonite?"
Me: "I like variety."
Me: "I like variety."
Posted on 3/2/24 at 12:53 am to StickyFingers
I broke up with a girlfriend then dated another girl for around 5 months. When the second girl and I broke up, it occurred to me, after a bit of drinking with some friends, that they'd both done almost identical things I didn't like.
I let them both know in a group text.
I let them both know in a group text.
Posted on 3/2/24 at 7:04 am to StickyFingers
I was chatting online with this hot deaf chick on Myspace. Things are going pretty well then I ask her what type of music she listens to. She reminded me she was deaf. I then ask if I could call her sometime.
She promptly unfriended me.
She promptly unfriended me.
Posted on 3/2/24 at 7:14 am to StickyFingers
I don’t say anything too stupid but I have this bad habit of laughing in the middle of an argument. It will be the death of me.
Posted on 3/2/24 at 7:38 am to Team Vote
I have said some dumb thing when drinking but l got the rare moment when I could say something without the repercussions
I got into an argument with my ex wife and in the middle of it I got to say "you are acting just like your mother " she was so pissed and I just let the room.
I got into an argument with my ex wife and in the middle of it I got to say "you are acting just like your mother " she was so pissed and I just let the room.
This post was edited on 3/2/24 at 7:59 am
Posted on 3/2/24 at 7:41 am to StickyFingers
The truth
Posted on 3/2/24 at 7:45 am to The Truth 34
Def “calm down”
Posted on 3/2/24 at 7:49 am to East Coast Band
quote:quote:
Stupid Things Said to Women
"I can fix your problem."
"You look fat in that dress."
Or "You're the cause of your problems"
and "It's not the dress, sweetheart."
Posted on 3/2/24 at 8:04 am to StickyFingers
When I was in college a cute and short girl walked up and started talking to me and since I’m pretty tall asked me if I played basketball. I replied no and then asked “do you play miniature golf?”
She walked away rejected. Poor decision on my part.
She walked away rejected. Poor decision on my part.
Posted on 3/2/24 at 9:01 am to StickyFingers
Can we talk about this later, I'm watching Sports Center.
Posted on 3/2/24 at 9:09 am to ArkLaTexTiger
I have a really bad habit of honesty. It doesn't always work with women, my wife dang sure knows that if she asks how something looks on her she runs the risk of getting told no 
Posted on 3/2/24 at 9:12 am to StrongOffer
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I learned pretty early never answer the question: what are you insecure about? I answered honestly.
Shaq got grief for talking about this in a podcast but it’s true. Women absolutely do not want you to be vulnerable to them.
I’ve been married 20 years and a few years back work was causing me to have some mental breakdowns and inducing too much drinking.
When I finally opened up to her about it how I was unable to cope, I could tell it was a mistake immediately. She didn’t hold it over me or anything but it was painfully obvious that I lost some respect during that time.
Women want you to have your shite together and don’t want to see the vulnerability. If they say otherwise, they’re lying.
Posted on 3/2/24 at 9:14 am to StickyFingers
Calm your tits
Shut up
I'm going in the back today
You look just like your mother
You're wrong
Shut up
I'm going in the back today
You look just like your mother
You're wrong
Posted on 3/2/24 at 9:25 am to StickyFingers
I’ll bite… I bartended in college… one night, a not-yet-drunk but definitely tipsy and somewhat famous LSU Golden Girl (06ish, back when they were truly elite) asked for my phone while I was serving her a drink. I gave it to her and she put her number in it and said call her later that night.. I don’t remember what I said but it was probably fricking stupid because I never called her that night. Saw her in another bar a few weeks later and she gave me the cold shoulder.
To all you that may read this… strike, always, while the iron is hot.
To all you that may read this… strike, always, while the iron is hot.
Posted on 3/2/24 at 9:28 am to StickyFingers
It's not my fault.
Posted on 3/2/24 at 9:32 am to StickyFingers
I told a girl she looked like Kathy Lee Gifford. She didn't like it.
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