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re: Wife was irritated by my rapport with the hibachi chef

Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:49 pm to
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
6576 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

Wife was irritated by my rapport with the hibachi chef


As if you can get a woman.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
90741 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:50 pm to
She sees a commie bastard when she sees one.
Posted by kftiger1
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
158 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:51 pm to
Are you Phil from Modern Family?
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19144 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:56 pm to
Last time I ate hibachi the chick I was with decide to get hammered at the bar before hand. She then spent the entire meal correcting and instructing the chef on how things should be cooked. Needless to say it was clear he was very annoyed that she wouldn’t just stfu. And I think he could tell I was annoyed with her also.
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166930 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:59 pm to
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When he was going around the table flipping food into everyone’s mouth, I caught the first one, he then stepped further back and I caught the second one, then I said wait let me go deep and I went to the back wall and I caught it again to a big cheer from other tables.


You must have been wearing the 574’s for that type of athletic achievement
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18914 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:02 pm to
Did he throw anything into your mouth after dinner?
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17289 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:04 pm to
Oh that OP.... such a rascal.
Posted by Riggle
Blue Ridge Mountains
Member since Feb 2013
3246 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

I caught the first one, he then stepped further back and I caught the second one, then I said wait let me go deep and I went to the back wall and I caught it again to a big cheer from other tables. It was hilarious, but my wife said she’s not doing hibachi with me again. Did I take it too far?


Jesus christ this sounds exhausting to bear witness to
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
585 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:10 pm to
While you were catching shrimp in your mouth, I was banging your wife in the bathroom
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 7:12 pm
Posted by BioBobcat
Boston
Member since Feb 2013
625 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:11 pm to
OP be like:

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56547 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:11 pm to
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6531 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:12 pm to
Do you see the hibachi chef in the room with us right now?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28750 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:15 pm to
Love this. So blessed.
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3931 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:16 pm to
She probably felt like Taylor Swift while Kelce was singing you gotta fight for your right to partayyy. I.e. cringey secondhand embarrassment
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8356 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:18 pm to
Were you on a date with the wife or the chef?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91023 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:20 pm to
Nothing pisses a woman off more than seeing a man enjoy himself
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29710 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:21 pm to
That is his show you dickhead, just sit there and enjoy the food
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10662 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:24 pm to
then I said wait let me go deep
—-so much comedy here
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
4816 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

I bet no one else was nearly as into it as you think they were and your wife was embarrassed.

9 times out of 10 I'm siding with the husband on these kinds of threads, but I agree fully with this post.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
4816 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

He’d hit me with a one liner, I’d throw it right back, and we’d go back and forth cracking up the table.

Oof.
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