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Wife was irritated by my rapport with the hibachi chef

Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:18 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28558 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:18 pm
Took my family out to dinner last night at a hibachi place. The chef and I killed it from start to finish, like we had worked together for years perfecting an act. He’d hit me with a one liner, I’d throw it right back, and we’d go back and forth cracking up the table. When he was going around the table flipping food into everyone’s mouth, I caught the first one, he then stepped further back and I caught the second one, then I said wait let me go deep and I went to the back wall and I caught it again to a big cheer from other tables. It was hilarious, but my wife said she’s not doing hibachi with me again. Did I take it too far?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118971 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:19 pm to
I bet you catch a lot of stuff in your mouth.
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1134 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:19 pm to
Sounds like you were flirting with the hibachi chef.
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 6:20 pm
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81420 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:19 pm to
I had this problem with my ex too. Every time I thought we were having a blast or finally having great sex she was all "what the frick was that? Don't ever do that again."
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19604 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:20 pm to
Your wife just figured out you’re gay
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25864 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

It was hilarious, but my wife said she’s not doing hibachi with me again. Did I take it too far?


Sounds like you need to a new wife. Seems a little cu nty…:or a lot.
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 6:21 pm
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33009 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:20 pm to
My buddy dropped the egg and told the chef “I have insulted my family”
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2902 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:22 pm to
You upstaged her. She’s clearly insecure. Insecure bitches be cheating. Be warned.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:22 pm to
This is peak dad energy and I love it.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32628 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:25 pm to
I bet no one else was nearly as into it as you think they were and your wife was embarrassed.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78373 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:25 pm to
Your wife gets annoyed when you take the attention away from her ? That’s shocking.
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4791 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:27 pm to
Did the kids enjoy it or side with mom? That is the real question.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15593 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:27 pm to
A true hog playing with his food
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9252 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

My buddy dropped the egg and told the chef “I have insulted my famiry


FIFY
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34452 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:31 pm to
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Jon Ham

Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
422 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:33 pm to
Yeah man, you’re the annoying, attention seeking dude that everyone assumes has touched a cock that wasn’t his own at some point. Time to own it.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32515 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

I bet no one else was nearly as into it as you think they were and your wife was embarrassed.


This is the real answer here.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6606 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:46 pm to
How often do you open your mouth for other dudes? aTm board is waiting, sir.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20978 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:47 pm to
So did you get his number or were you just teasing him?
Posted by Northshore Aggie
Mandeville, LA
Member since Sep 2022
4561 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:47 pm to
OP sounds like a totally silly goose.
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