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Wife was irritated by my rapport with the hibachi chef
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:18 pm
Took my family out to dinner last night at a hibachi place. The chef and I killed it from start to finish, like we had worked together for years perfecting an act. He’d hit me with a one liner, I’d throw it right back, and we’d go back and forth cracking up the table. When he was going around the table flipping food into everyone’s mouth, I caught the first one, he then stepped further back and I caught the second one, then I said wait let me go deep and I went to the back wall and I caught it again to a big cheer from other tables. It was hilarious, but my wife said she’s not doing hibachi with me again. Did I take it too far?
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:19 pm to Jon Ham
I bet you catch a lot of stuff in your mouth.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:19 pm to Jon Ham
Sounds like you were flirting with the hibachi chef.
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:19 pm to Jon Ham
I had this problem with my ex too. Every time I thought we were having a blast or finally having great sex she was all "what the frick was that? Don't ever do that again."
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:20 pm to Jon Ham
Your wife just figured out you’re gay
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:20 pm to Jon Ham
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It was hilarious, but my wife said she’s not doing hibachi with me again. Did I take it too far?
Sounds like you need to a new wife. Seems a little cu nty…:or a lot.
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:20 pm to Jon Ham
My buddy dropped the egg and told the chef “I have insulted my family”
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:22 pm to Jon Ham
You upstaged her. She’s clearly insecure. Insecure bitches be cheating. Be warned.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:22 pm to Jon Ham
This is peak dad energy and I love it.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:25 pm to Jon Ham
I bet no one else was nearly as into it as you think they were and your wife was embarrassed.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:25 pm to Jon Ham
Your wife gets annoyed when you take the attention away from her ? That’s shocking.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:27 pm to Jon Ham
Did the kids enjoy it or side with mom? That is the real question.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:27 pm to Jon Ham
A true hog playing with his food
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:31 pm to Ancient Astronaut
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My buddy dropped the egg and told the chef “I have insulted my famiry”
FIFY
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:33 pm to Jon Ham
Yeah man, you’re the annoying, attention seeking dude that everyone assumes has touched a cock that wasn’t his own at some point. Time to own it.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:44 pm to Solo Cam
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I bet no one else was nearly as into it as you think they were and your wife was embarrassed.
This is the real answer here.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:46 pm to Jon Ham
How often do you open your mouth for other dudes? aTm board is waiting, sir.
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:47 pm to Jon Ham
So did you get his number or were you just teasing him?
Posted on 2/18/24 at 6:47 pm to Jon Ham
OP sounds like a totally silly goose.
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