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I spoke to Robert Oppenheimer yesterday about theoretical physics

Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:05 am
Posted by CleverUserName
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:05 am
Do I have a gas leak in my home or am I Joe Biden?
Posted by Mickey Goldmill
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Posted by KiwiHead
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:07 am to
So you spoke with Bob Oppenheimer? How's he doing? Anything interesting in the works?
Posted by GumboPot
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:07 am to
You do realize methane (99% of natural gas) is odorless, right? Your local gas distribution company injects mercaptans in the gas stream so we smell it in case of a leak. Otherwise we would not catch that many leaks which would be really dangerous.
Posted by teke184
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:08 am to
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I spent an hour in my room last night talking to Fiorella LaGuardia, and he's been dead for forty years. Now where are the the Ghost Busters?
Posted by The Maj
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Posted by CleverUserName
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:10 am to
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You do realize methane (99% of natural gas) is odorless, right? Your local gas distribution company injects mercaptans in the gas stream so we smell it in case of a leak. Otherwise we would not catch that many leaks which would be really dangerous.


I told them to take that crap out of mine. Causes cancer. They said they would. I dunno. May have not. After all… my memory is so bad I don’t know what’s in my garage.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:11 am to
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So you spoke with Bob Oppenheimer? How's he doing? Anything interesting in the works?


He said he was sick of physics. Said he was thinking about opening a pizza joint and then gave me some stock tips. He then borrowed 20 bucks. I wonder how good those stock tips are now that I think about it.
This post was edited on 2/9/24 at 8:24 am
Posted by KiwiHead
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:34 am to
I thought Bob was more into mutual funds than individual stocks.

Good luck ever getting that 20 back.
Posted by SPT
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:37 am to
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You do realize methane (99% of natural gas) is odorless, right? Your local gas distribution company injects mercaptans in the gas stream so we smell it in case of a leak. Otherwise we would not catch that many leaks which would be really dangerous


Bro he was making a joke
Posted by LSUvet72
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:44 am to
Had a pitching and catching experience with Mickey mantle and he gave me some hitting tips.

Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:49 am to
I was chillin' with Tom Jefferson the other night talking about big booty black women.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:51 am to
With Mick, you sure it wasn't 3 or 4 drinks before lunch last Tuesday at his NYC restaurant?
Posted by jeffsdad
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 8:57 am to
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You do realize methane (99% of natural gas) is odorless, right? Your local gas distribution company injects mercaptans in the gas stream so we smell it in case of a leak. Otherwise we would not catch that many leaks which would be really dangerous.


Just pay for the pizza, please
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:00 am to
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Had a pitching and catching experience with Mickey mantle


Hopefully you were at least pitching and not catching. NTTAWRT
Posted by Lizardman2
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:02 am to
**upvote**

well played.
Posted by TerryDawg03
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:22 am to
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You do realize methane (99% of natural gas) is odorless, right? Your local gas distribution company injects mercaptans in the gas stream so we smell it in case of a leak. Otherwise we would not catch that many leaks which would be really dangerous.


Posted by Bard
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:27 am to
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Had a pitching and catching experience with Mickey mantle


Much better than pitching and catching with Ru Paul.
Posted by goatmilker
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 9:29 am to
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So you spoke with Bob Oppenheimer

Opie. Not Bob. Reading American Prometheus. Fascinating read but very heavy.
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