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re: Green Zones Within French Quarter

Posted on 1/31/24 at 11:48 am to
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
10863 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 11:48 am to
Stay away from the gay area.

They are easy marks and get robbed easier
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16528 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:02 pm to
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Some people I know are going to New Orleans later this year

They already know that the chance they are murdered is > 90%

With those odds, the best bet would be to not venture past airport access road.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69095 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:05 pm to
Yeah, stay in your room at night.

Other than that, have fun.



But seriously, the problems will be being out late in the quarter.


See, these people get it..

quote:

We’ve been to NOLA multiple times. I think it’s ran its course. Bourbon St music was horrible. Very few jazz bands mostly hip hop and rap. During the day we felt mostly safe not so much once the sun went down. Too ghetto.

This post was edited on 1/31/24 at 12:08 pm
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8372 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:07 pm to
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They already know that the chance they are murdered is > 90%


So many idiots on this board.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31815 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:08 pm to
Stick to populated areas
Avoid canal street at night.
Don’t walk anywhere late at night. Maybe stick to royal/bourbon

If you have to travel any distance late, Uber it. Don’t walk down vacant streets
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21999 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:17 pm to
Stick to the streets with a good number of other people walking around. Avoid side streets where there's hardly anybody else around.

Keep your wallet in your front pocket when walking around Bourbon St or in any crowded bars to avoid getting pickpocketed. Or tell them to leave their wallet and purse in the hotel room and just bring an ID with enough cash or one card.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17236 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:18 pm to
Avoid the Quarter entirely
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8764 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:40 pm to
Are Union Cabs (not unionized, Union was the name of the cab company) still the least ghetto drivers?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:47 pm to
It's United Cabs and yes they are still operating in New Orleans
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15460 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:54 pm to
Just stay around the DMZ and you should be fine
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9451 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

They already know that the chance they are murdered is > 90%

They must really enjoy the smell of a piss filled street to pay for those odds.
Posted by El Tigre Grande
Bayou Self
Member since Jan 2006
2277 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 1:02 pm to
Tell them to go to the Rib Room for their last meal before being assaulted on the street.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51886 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 1:05 pm to
There's still a slight chill at night, tell them to pack their fur-lined bulletproof vests.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
279216 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 1:06 pm to
The only area I’d avoid is the 100-200 block of bourbon. The rest is safe
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57500 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 1:07 pm to
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Stay riverside of Bourbon and they will be fine. Stick with Royal and Chartres.

Then how does one get to The Gold Mine for those flaming Doctor Peppers?
This post was edited on 1/31/24 at 1:29 pm
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7377 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 1:21 pm to
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Don’t be a Karen. Just use common sense


Karen's gonna Karen....its what they do. Common sense does not exist in the breed. His friends are probably laughing their arse off when he ain't around for being scared of New Orleans. Probably can't leave the house without a gun without feeling naked. Probably worries about the house being locked at night. Illogical fears are a severe mental health issue that is damn near impossible to treat...
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7377 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 1:27 pm to
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How does this work? You can cross over a street while just wondering around and be in a place you don’t want to be. I’m not sure how common sense is supposed to work for someone who has never been to New Orleans


Imagine, if you will, that people are like baitfish and criminals are predators that feed on baitfish. You see a big wad of baitfish, very few if any of them are going to get eaten. When one wonders away from the pack though they get eaten almost immediately. A predator fish will bust up a school of baitfish and eat some but when they ain't actively feeding they will not...but they will eat one that is not in the school out of reflex. Criminals will not bust up a school of folks because doing so is a good way to get carted off to jail and whats the fun in that...plus criminals knows one of the minnows is going to frick up and wonder off and he can eat that minnow without any risk. Use common sense....don't be that minnor. I don't care if you are in New Orleans or Juarez...if you do not become that fish you are probably going to survive. Hell, even if you do become that minnow, even in the worst neighborhoods in the world, you are probably gonna survive...the people who live there do it every fricking day.
Posted by ProbyOne
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2004
1915 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 1:29 pm to
So someone new to NOLA just needs to travel with the crowd or in a large group?

What a shithole if that’s the case
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