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re: I don't like dogs.

Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by Westbank111
Armpit of America
Member since Sep 2013
2071 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:12 pm to
2 things that irk me about dogs.

1. Stepping in dog crap
2. When they go crap outside and then come in and naturally rubbing their butt all
Over your couch and pillows.

But, to each his own, they just aren’t my thing. But I can see why people love them
So much, I don’t have time to care of them, very demanding and not worth the squeeze
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6616 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:24 pm to
I am in the emergency room hooked up to an EKG. I couldn’t stop laughing at Pissfingers and blew out my aorta.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53941 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:28 pm to
Are you saving up for the transition or have you already had the surgery?
Posted by 31TIGERS
Mike’s habitat
Member since Dec 2004
7219 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:30 pm to
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Worst part of dogs is getting their nasty spit all over you, absolutely disgusting


quote:

TheWalrus


You’re one to talk.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
16127 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 8:31 pm to
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I find them to be very needy and too much work.


You must not have kids
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57552 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 9:00 pm to
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Pink Floyd is overrated.


Roger Waters is a dickhead.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
151017 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 9:55 pm to
I love dogs.

I hate my neighbor's piece of shite a-hole dog though, and I hope it dies soon.
Posted by UnoDelgado
Covington
Member since Nov 2019
542 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 9:56 pm to
I have had 3 dogs as an adult. All were free rescues. I can’t put a price tag on the value our family received.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2496 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:11 pm to
Looks like you triggered all of the dog lovers on here. Lol
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11453 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:14 pm to
Dogs are fine and I get why people love them...but dog owners who have zero concept of the fact that we don't love/want to deal with thier dogs as much as they do can get fricked
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
898 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:26 pm to
Bc you have no soul. Dogs are gods gift to mankind. Be gone.
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12320 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:49 pm to
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just my honest opinion..

.Nobody cares.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
3728 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:52 pm to
I love dogs,have had a good many over the years.Most have been outside dogs,2 have been in the house.Neither of them were ever allowed on the furniture or on the bed.They have had their own beds.
I don’t understand why people let them all over the furniture or in their beds.That’s gross to me.
I don’t like them licking me either.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35932 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:53 pm to
dogs are like raising toddlers for 15 years.


eta: i like them fine, but they can be high maintenance.
This post was edited on 1/21/24 at 10:54 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98554 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
1710 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 11:30 pm to
I like dogs well enough, but a dog is an animal just like a horse, pig, or rat.

It should stay outside. I want to touch it as little as possible. I will probably castrate it, if it's male. It is inferior to me, so frick its "sex life."

If times get tough, I will eat my dog without any remorse. It's just a dog. It will never do anything worthy of respect or admiration.

That said, dogs can still be very good companions and even friends.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
1362 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 11:41 pm to
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dogs are like raising toddlers for 15 years.




I've always though of them as half-retarded children. Eat shite thats insane to eat, thinks cars in the road are harmless, sometimes evacuates on the floor.


Your analogy works too though.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5156 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 11:52 pm to
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I find them to be very needy and too much work, and also annoying when they're overly enthused for no reason and when they bark all the time.



Now you know how Saban really felt about y'all.
This post was edited on 1/21/24 at 11:53 pm
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
11929 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 1:07 am to
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I don't like dogs.

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119840 posts
Posted on 1/22/24 at 4:24 am to
Then no one likes you
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