re: I don't like dogs.

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Dumb, have to look— I got 2 purebred german shepherds from the pound. People are shite and get puppies they can’t handle

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Relax, it was a joke. My favorite and greatest dog I've had in my life was a German Shepherd that my mom picked up from the pound, cried for days after she died.

You're wrong, and you should feel ashamed of yourself. Also, punch yourself in the nuts.

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I find them to be very needy and too much work,

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Not a popular opinion but true. I've been fostering one for a family member for almost a year. Dog doesn't want to do anything by itself. Always wants me to come watch it "smell things in the woods". That's boring AF. Like having a kid who wants you to come "watch how high" they can swing. Then I feel guilty when I don't go do those things because the sadness is palpable.

The hair, sloppy food station, scratches on my door, smell and feeding requirements are just in addition to that.

I look forward to being relived every weekend.

I hate all animals, but especially dog folks. Yes, I am really fun at parties.

-He's just a puppy
-Fur babies
-Punch him in the nose
-He just likes you
-They were called "Nanny Dogs" usually a grandma at my son's rec league baseball game (no mom)
-Insert other joke
-My dogs are better than your kids at Applebee's
-Show's over

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I find them to be very needy and too much work, and also annoying when they're overly enthused for no reason and when they bark all the time.

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Have you ever eaten one?

When I can't find any other reason to keep getting up in the morning, my dog is there.

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I don't like dogs

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I’m sure they feel the same about you.

do you have kids?

Is this you?

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Posted by CoyoteSong on 2/7/23 at 11:31 am

They eat poop, barf the poop, then eat the shitty vomit. They eat used menstrual products, tissue full of flu snot, dirty diapers, garbage, rotting corpses. They munch and slurp their own A-holes, vulvas, and penis’s all day long. Roll in shite and roll in corpses of dead animals, eat out the dead animals a-hole some more. They slobber and drool. They naturally stink, their hair has an unclean greasy film covering it. When they shake they throw spit everywhere and dander into the air. They literally pollute the air. Their breath smells like beef gone bad. They are full of worms and parasites. They are attracted to other beings (animals and humans) genitals and anuses.

Why are dogs so naturally disgusting?

And if you don’t love dogs people act like you just did one of the many examples I mentioned.

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I grew up with dogs my entire life. With that said they stink, they jump on you and get your clothes muddy. They role around in their own poo. You have to pick up their poo. They lay around the house all day waiting to go outside. You have to house them when you go on vacation. People take their dogs everywhere now because they are "service dogs" (bullshite) and that's extremely annoying. I don't care about your dog. I don't want to pet your dog. I don't know need your dogs nose in my crotch. I don't need them to slobber all over me and get their stank on me. I'm done with dogs