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re: A couple dad jokes to start your day
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:54 am to CatsGoneWild
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:54 am to CatsGoneWild
What do you call a 350 pound lesbian?
Bush hog.
Bush hog.
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Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:54 am to kywildcatfanone
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:57 am to CatsGoneWild
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall?
Art.
In your mailbox?
Bill.
On your front porch?
Matt.
In the deep end of your pool?
Bob.
And finally, with a short temper?
Kurt.
Art.
In your mailbox?
Bill.
On your front porch?
Matt.
In the deep end of your pool?
Bob.
And finally, with a short temper?
Kurt.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:57 am to Green Chili Tiger
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits
Lawsuits
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:12 am to kywildcatfanone
I used to work at Pepsi cola. It was soda pressing
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:14 am to CatsGoneWild
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging above a window?
Kurt n Rod
Kurt n Rod
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:15 am to CatsGoneWild
Have you heard about the new broom that just came out?
Yea, it's sweeping the nation.
Yea, it's sweeping the nation.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:18 am to CatsGoneWild
What did the right leg say to the left leg? Shorty's growing a beard!
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:19 am to CatsGoneWild
did you hear about the bar on the moon?
great selection, no atmosphere.
great selection, no atmosphere.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:20 am to SuperSaint
quote:
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Adding this one to the arsenal.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:56 am to CatsGoneWild
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they start with nine lives.
Because they start with nine lives.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:04 am to CatsGoneWild
What's the best time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:06 am to CatsGoneWild
What board game is popular in Prague?
Czechers
Czechers
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:13 am to CatsGoneWild
What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?
A family member giving you the bird.
A family member giving you the bird.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:19 am to GumboPot
quote:
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall?
Art.
In your mailbox?
Bill.
On your front porch?
Matt.
In the deep end of your pool?
Bob.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:22 am to CatsGoneWild
How do you tell the sex of an ant?
Put it in a glass of water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it bloats, buoyant.
Put it in a glass of water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it bloats, buoyant.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:42 am to NEALCD
quote:
Taking notes. Always have joke time with my 6 year old. Even though her jokes make no sense it’s still fun. Hopefully have a few new ones to tell after school.
Try this on her
My phone autocorrects 'frick' to 'duck', which makes no sense. It's still fowl language.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:43 am to GumboPot
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:54 am to John88
What do you call a cow jumping over a barb wire fence?
Utter destruction
Utter destruction
Posted on 11/15/23 at 10:56 am to CatsGoneWild
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
You get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood.
You get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood.
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