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Call to fight ‘snow penises’ issued in Russia

Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:21 am
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2151 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:21 am
A plague of frozen phalluses has infested Ekaterinburg

A towering snow-penis – complete with anatomically-correct veins – appeared in a park outside the city’s opera house, where it stood proud for an entire day before municipal workers toppled it with a front loader and broke it apart with shovels.




Cocky copycats soon erected similar works of art in parks across the city, with one culprit sculpting a short yet sturdy member on the hood of a parked car.




Bubnov also called on the public to take matters into their own hands and bring down the ice-bound boners where they see them, and to send him pictures of the penises so municipal workers could be dispatched to fell them.



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Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27682 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:24 am to
War is hell.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
7921 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:24 am to
Officials need to remove that snow dick from their arse and just let the penises stand tall.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25842 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:29 am to


quote:

Call to fight ‘snow penises’ issued in Russia


The snow dicks will cold cock them and fight them to a stalemate.
This post was edited on 11/5/23 at 5:30 am
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12064 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:34 am to
quote:

Cocky copycats soon erected similar works of art in parks across the city, with one culprit sculpting a short yet sturdy member on the hood of a parked car.

I wouldn’t call that short
Posted by iwantacooler
Member since Aug 2017
2191 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:56 am to
quote:

send him pictures of the penises


What a sicko.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16635 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:20 am to
Russia got infected by a bunch of Aggies.
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3296 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:36 am to
Snow penis and NASA coffee cup vagina

That's where we are...
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15838 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:40 am to
I am interested in the reasons for the erection (no pun intended) of the snow penises. Is it an expression of the desire for a dick or a statement about the personality of government officials?
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17161 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:50 am to
quote:

Call to fight ‘snow penises’


50 50 chance the penis wins
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
1169 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:55 am to
That first one is quality work.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7541 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:07 am to
Nothing that a little heat couldn’t fix.

Maybe Russia has a weather machine like the US and will alter their winter weather pattern to be warm and snowless to prevent snow peni from being erected around town.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13152 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:21 am to
It does make me feel a little bit better to know it’s not just an American thing.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166498 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:35 am to
Racist snow penis statues
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2866 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:46 am to
They should take the liberal approach and ban snow. Problem solved.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13983 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:49 am to
quote:

That first one is quality work.


“So one day, I’m finishing up this big, veiny triumphant bastard”
Posted by LPTReb
Member since Jul 2016
469 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:53 am to
I had no idea there were so many A&M fans in Russia.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45850 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:55 am to
I wonder if they'd prefer a snow vagina?

Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30246 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 10:43 am to
Girth of a Nation
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6603 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 10:45 am to
quote:


Might be the only non-sheather in Russia
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