Bring Us Your Roommate Horror Stories

My dorm roommate my freshman year of college was in a frat that had to hold an intervention for him because he was cutting himself. I was in the room when they all stopped by and it was super awkward. Fast forward to the summer and he killed himself because his GF broke up with him.

college roommate refused to entertain in his bedroom, always mine. it became a joke, but one time i came home after an early class, went to open the door and his guest same busting out thru the door, wearing only my bedsheets, and took off screaming & running down calhoun avenue towards st charles

i go inside and the room is in complete shambles, shite knocked over everywhere, unidentifiable solids and liquids all over the bed, and he's laying there buck nekkid laughing his arse off like a maniac

I fricked your mom too. Just fyi

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WB Davis

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Bruh, if you're complaining because you didn't pull any trim as your roomie's wingman, shame on you. The horror

We had a 4 person dorm, two suites and a common bathroom. My roommate was handicapped (polio) and the guys in the other suite didn't like him. One of the guys was rah-rah military and in ROTC.

One day my roommate came home the ROTC guy had devised a knife to swing down from the ceiling when the door was opened. Scared my roommate so much he moved out that day.

Now, I don't condone what ROTC guy did at all; but it's my story.

ROTC guy would routinely soak his boots in our sink. He could be a real bastard sometimes.

However, ROTC guy and his roommate took off on a honda 100 cc to see the first space shuttle launch. You may remember that it was delayed 3 days. The didn't plan on that and spent those nights sleeping under the Florida stars. On the way back, blew a back tire and spent whatever money they had left replacing it. They were a sight when they got back to the dorm; but they saw the first shuttle launch.

My roommates were pretty solid
I might have been the horror story
But I help them become cooler in every way. Music clothes having fun etc

Ex. We moved apartments just across and two doors down but different landlords. So I decided this would be a perfect time to have a kegger in the old empty apartment.
Turns out it was !!!

Had a deaf roommate in college that was addicted to porn and wacking. He always cranked it in the living room and never heard me walk in the door when I got home from class.

I had great roommates. Freshman year, me and two buddies from HS had saved up enough money to rent a house together. One ended up being an alcoholic, but he didn't cause much drama at the house.

However, a girl I dated then had a crazy roommate. I spent a lot of time over there and this girl always had something going on. She was bulimic, and would throw up in the shared kitchen sink and leave it sometimes. My GF threw me a party and a bunch of people came over and had a good time. She stayed in her room the entire time, crying, until after everyone left and came and asked if she could sleep with us (she was not worth it). And called her dad to tell him that we turned her down . Girl had serious issues.

My roommate left a pot on the stove in the middle of the night and that shite burned to hell with the worst smell. I thought I was being possessed. Scared the shite out of me. House was dark, no noise, had no idea he came home. fricking idiot came home, was hammered and started to cook then passed out in his room.