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Stopping prison escapes

Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:48 am
Posted by Silvermoon
Member since Mar 2015
158 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:48 am
Is it not possible to build a double fence system where they have a bunch of aggressive dogs roaming around in the middle? Escape 1st fence and then you have a real problem. Why wouldn't this work?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:50 am to
Triple fence system would be better no? Dogs between the first and poisonous snakes between the next two maybe?
Posted by Mushroom1968
Member since Jun 2023
1632 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:52 am to
Because TD would complain about their tax dollars being used for prison dogs and building another fence.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
14002 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:52 am to
Like double fences with guard towers on each corner? OOOOHHH, and give the guards rifles too!





This post was edited on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11941 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am to
Finally, a valid use for pit bulls.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4487 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Is it not possible to build a double fence system where they have a bunch of aggressive dogs roaming around in the middle? Escape 1st fence and then you have a real problem. Why wouldn't this work?



Hello Amon Goeth.
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
2928 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 8:56 am to
It seems like the weakest link isn't the fences, but the horny, middle-aged female guards.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17777 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:00 am to
It doesn’t happen as often as you think
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54997 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Is it not possible to build a double fence system where they have a bunch of aggressive dogs roaming around in the middle?

Angola has this.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54997 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:03 am to
Personally, I blame Andy Dufresne for this problem.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25863 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:06 am to
quote:

Is it not possible to build a double fence system where they have a bunch of aggressive dogs roaming around in the middle? Escape 1st fence and then you have a real problem. Why wouldn't this work?



How about you take the fence down all together, put land mines covering the entire perimeter that is marked for them to know not to cross, put a gps chip on them that they cannot remove and if they cross that line, kaboom!
I would say just have someone shoot them, but i'd prefer the killing be more in the hands of a bomb, as opposed to another human having to kill them directly.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6399 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:06 am to
quote:

Is it not possible to build a double fence system where they have a bunch of aggressive dogs roaming around in the middle? Escape 1st fence and then you have a real problem. Why wouldn't this work?


Implying that the current system doesn't work? Only about .1% of the imprisoned population escapes every year.
Posted by Woodlands Tigah
Tejas
Member since Mar 2021
668 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:11 am to
Exploding restraint collars...

Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22174 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:30 am to
Or just electrify the second fence with enough electricity to kill someone and a few prisoners may just do society a favor and end their sentence early.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18765 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Why wouldn't this work?


Liberals. They are already screaming about cruel and unusual punishment now.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:32 am to
moats with crocodiles are the answer
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20100 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:34 am to
Double fence with gorillas between the fences.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35653 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:41 am to


shite, we already built one thats about impossible to escape.
Posted by Buck Wylde
Member since Jun 2019
472 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:48 am to
A moat with sharks with freakin lazer beams.
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3315 posts
Posted on 9/15/23 at 9:57 am to
Double...triple fence system. Sounds like a marketing meeting at Schick ..."let's go quintuple blades"


I'm no expert on prison breaks but I suspect that decided fences are there to keep the lazy unimaginative in. Resourceful one are sneaking out via unaware vehicles or the female prison guard that is convinced she has found her soul mate
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