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re: I've started to empathize with the ladies that say they're too attractive to date.

Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:03 pm to
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10325 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:03 pm to
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Was accused of having a fake profile. I told her if I had a fake profile, wouldn’t I have pics of a better looking guy?



Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40744 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:06 pm to
I check pretty much all the boxes women say they are looking for and I never match with the desirable women on there, it’s brutal out there.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48919 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10325 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:10 pm to
quote:


I check pretty much all the boxes women say they are looking for and I never match with the desirable women on there, it’s brutal out there.


I have a friend that most women would consider attractive. He once told me he only right swipes on 10% of the women on there and maybe 0.5% of that 10% right swipe on him.
Posted by Astrosfan
Nowheresville
Member since Jul 2021
724 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:11 pm to
Let's talk son..... You walk up next to any painted lady with total confidence and act your dick drags the floor,..... And that lady will be impressed with you even your dick is 5 inches long..... Women like a man.... That ain't scared of shite much less a supposed pretty lady..... Trust me on this .... Don't just go for beauty go for what's in her eyes..... Trust me and thank me later ... My phone screen is shattered so there is no telling what I just typed... But I hope it's helps.... Been married 38 yrs to the same time lady I first laid eyes on that met met mine with the same passion I had..... 5 kids, 12 grandkids.... And she is still the most beautiful woman I ever laid eyes on.... Hope you can read this... Cause I cant
Posted by Yeti_Chaser
Member since Nov 2017
7591 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:20 pm to
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Bumble

quote:

she had big titties

quote:

All but one of her pics were selfies

She was fat anyway
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5142 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:22 pm to
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This was her next clue that I'm new at this or not real at all.


So you matched with Tiffany Gomas?
Posted by LSUisKING
Edgard
Member since Dec 2007
2936 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:25 pm to
Bruh. WHAT?

Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9745 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:25 pm to
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Don’t date female lawyers or phds


Dude never had a chance.
Posted by PrettyBird
Aspen
Member since Feb 2010
10361 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:28 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/19/23 at 1:34 pm
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10325 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:31 pm to
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Post the photos you have on the app here. Let us be the judge.



pheg
Posted by PrettyBird
Aspen
Member since Feb 2010
10361 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:33 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/19/23 at 1:33 pm
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48919 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:35 pm to
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I am oh so curious what a self-proclaimed 8.5, 40 year in Dallas looks like.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36140 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10325 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:38 pm to
That guy looks like the average 53 year old.


ETA: And I would be sad if I look like that dude at 53.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 1:43 pm
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4399 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:39 pm to
I had much more success on Hinge than Bumble until I was banned from Hinge. Now I have to rely on my in-person skills. Had a college freshman initiate over the weekend and I blew it. I have some improving to do.
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6145 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:40 pm to
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So I'm probably around an 8.5 for my age bracket at this point.



IRL 6.2

I've seen better in the quad.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28317 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:41 pm to
Being single over 40 sucks, and over 50 is worse.

The amount of bitter women out there is amazing (I'm sure guys too).



Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60616 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:42 pm to
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Was accused of having a fake profile. I told her if I had a fake profile, wouldn’t I have pics of a better looking guy?
When I get accused, my response is similar telling them if I were going through the effort pretending to be someone else, I would pretend to be taller
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7683 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 1:43 pm to
This fricking guy started a thread to compare himself to extremely attractive women. Shut the frick up idiot.
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