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United pilot takes an axe to a parking arm at the employee lot in Denver
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:34 pm
I, for one, thank him for his service. 
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A United Airlines pilot has been charged in a bizarre ax attack earlier this month in which he savaged a parking arm at a Denver International Airport employee parking lot, causing an estimated $700 in damage. Police say the pilot, Kenneth Henderson Jones, told them "He just hit his breaking point."
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Video of the incident on on Aug. 2 obtained by CBS News Colorado showed the 63-year-old pilot armed with a full-sized ax. In the video, he chops at the parking arm at the exit gate of an employee parking lot 23 times until he knocked the parking arm off its base.
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According to a police report, Jones also said he was trying to leave but he estimated there were six cars in line at each of the three exit gates. Airport administrators said there have been issues with the lot as people don't have proper permits. Deputies say Jones told them he "was trying to get rid of issues for everyone waiting."
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Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:36 pm to Tuscaloosa
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the 63-year-old pilot armed with a full-sized ax.
I hope I’m that cool when I’m 63.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:36 pm to Tuscaloosa
mp7. 
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:39 pm to Tuscaloosa
United has 63 yr old pilots?
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:40 pm to Tuscaloosa
Whelp, I guess he will be working for Spirit next week.
This post was edited on 8/17/23 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:40 pm to Tuscaloosa
He should have done it the United way and crashed through it.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:41 pm to Tuscaloosa
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he chops at the parking arm at the exit gate of an employee parking lot 23 times until he knocked the parking arm off its base.
Dude is lucky he didn't take one to the foot with aim like that.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:41 pm to The Boat
I’d like to know why he’s got a Viking combat axe just sitting in his car.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:41 pm to Tuscaloosa
Anybody carry around axes in their cars, or is this dude strange to begin with?
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:41 pm to Tuscaloosa
Never ever flying United
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:42 pm to Kafka
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United has 63 yr old pilots?
Mandatory retirement at 65. I think they recently increased the retirement age to 67 due to pilot shortages.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:43 pm to The Boat
Travels with an axe? I don’t want a pilot who has so little self control.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:49 pm to lsuwins3
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Travels with an axe? I don’t want a pilot who has so little self control.
I think he planned to do that shite!
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:52 pm to Tuscaloosa
shite yeah. frick it up, dude.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:53 pm to Spankum
How many Gummies did that SOB eat?….
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:53 pm to lsuwins3
I don’t want a pilot who has so little self control"
No worries-he doesn't want you either.
No worries-he doesn't want you either.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:54 pm to Tuscaloosa
Question is why does the dude have an ax on his person? Talk about someone that’s prepared
Posted on 8/17/23 at 10:54 pm to lsuwins3
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Travels with an axe? I don’t want a pilot who has so little self control.
He’s 63 and works for a major US airline. I’m assuming he’s had enough self control not to frick anything up for at least 49 years.
Posted on 8/17/23 at 11:12 pm to Tuscaloosa
Just break it off with a utility trailer. That's what I did. Also got the rule made at the Shaw building to not bring utility trailers into the garage. Sorry baws. I was the second one to do it fwiw.
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