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What are the main procedures urologists perform?
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:40 pm
I’m here seeing about getting snipped and I’m the only one who wasn’t alive during the Eisenhower Administration.
As a urologist, are you just finger poppin old dudes’ assholes all day looking for polyps on the prostate? Surely it’s more glamorous than this.
As a urologist, are you just finger poppin old dudes’ assholes all day looking for polyps on the prostate? Surely it’s more glamorous than this.
This post was edited on 7/18/23 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:42 pm to boosiebadazz
They also snip the tips off kiddos
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:42 pm to boosiebadazz
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:44 pm to boosiebadazz
In the South, kidney stones.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:44 pm to boosiebadazz
Maybe they’re all just virile old dudes who got freaked out by the De Niro and Pacino news and are also getting snipped.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:44 pm to boosiebadazz
Many years back when I was considering medical school, I shadowed a urologist for a day. I asked him why he chose urology, and he said he makes $400k/year, works normal business hours, and is finished for the week by noon on Friday.
I wasn’t sure what to make of his response, but it didn’t sell me on dealing with dicks and assholes all day.
(He was himself an a-hole FWIW)
I wasn’t sure what to make of his response, but it didn’t sell me on dealing with dicks and assholes all day.
(He was himself an a-hole FWIW)
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:45 pm to boosiebadazz
Kidneys
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:45 pm to boosiebadazz
Amy Fizzure procedures
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:45 pm to boosiebadazz
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As a urologist, are you just finger poppin old dudes’ assholes all day looking for polyps on the prostate? Surely it’s more glamorous than this.
There's a reason they are well compensated...
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:45 pm to boosiebadazz
had a post surgery bladder blockage. Urologist instructed me in how to painlessly self Cather. A woman would have a much more difficult task
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:49 pm to boosiebadazz
They can take care of that carrot-dick too.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:53 pm to boosiebadazz
Had my bladder scoped by a urologist.
Would prefer a root canal.
Would prefer a root canal.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:00 pm to boosiebadazz
I had a biopsy performed on my Prostate. It wasn't an enjoyable experience. The procedure was performed by a urologist. He took 12 tissue samples from my prostate and they were all cancer free even though my PSA count was extremely high (26).
The urologist jokingly told me I should go pitch for the Padres since they're 0-12 against me. I'm guessing the Urologist performs a ton of these procedures.
The urologist jokingly told me I should go pitch for the Padres since they're 0-12 against me. I'm guessing the Urologist performs a ton of these procedures.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:00 pm to boosiebadazz
Nothing more glamorous than healing uromysitisis poisoning.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:00 pm to boosiebadazz
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just finger poppin old dudes’ assholes all day
It moved.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:44 pm to boosiebadazz
Urologist removed one of my kidneys a little over two years ago due to a cancerous mass.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:07 pm to boosiebadazz
I see a urologist for the kidney stones I seem to have a knack for processing and passing. It's the ones that are too big to pass on my own that has him doing his thing in the hospital to break them up and remove them.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:09 pm to boosiebadazz
scope the pee hole
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:11 pm to boosiebadazz
Prostate surgery
Ureter stents
Urethra dilations for difficult foley placements
Cystoscopy
Lithotripsy
Stone extraction
Nephrectomy
Ureter stents
Urethra dilations for difficult foley placements
Cystoscopy
Lithotripsy
Stone extraction
Nephrectomy
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:34 pm to boosiebadazz
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What are the main procedures urologists perform?
Mostly BJs, HJs, FJs, PMs, BDSMs, Sounding, CBT, and Docking.
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