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Are Crocs and cargo shorts good July 4 gear?
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:21 pm
I’ve been wearing some cargo shorts and camouflage Crocs all day long while my family and I drink beer, drink whiskey, and eat German food.
We had multiple types of sausages, sauerkraut, mashed potatoes, beet salad, multiple types of beer, cheese, and whiskey.
A large percentage of Americans have German heritage, so we figured it would be ok to have a big German meal for July 4.
I think cargo shorts and Crocs are about as American as it gets, so I feel like we have done a good job of celebrating the 4th. However, some people always are critical of my Crocs. They say they’re ugly. I don’t really care though. They’re comfortable, convenient to put on, and easy to wash. What else could you ask for?
We had multiple types of sausages, sauerkraut, mashed potatoes, beet salad, multiple types of beer, cheese, and whiskey.
A large percentage of Americans have German heritage, so we figured it would be ok to have a big German meal for July 4.
I think cargo shorts and Crocs are about as American as it gets, so I feel like we have done a good job of celebrating the 4th. However, some people always are critical of my Crocs. They say they’re ugly. I don’t really care though. They’re comfortable, convenient to put on, and easy to wash. What else could you ask for?
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:22 pm to cbree88
Does a bear shite in the woods?
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:23 pm to cbree88
We’re you comfortable? It’s hot as hell to dress nice and sit outside
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:23 pm to cbree88
I prefer jorts and crocs...
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:25 pm to cbree88
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Are Crocs good July 4 gear?
Crocs are good 24/7, 365. Come on ninja.
Actually, I prefer Crocs with socks FTMFW.
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:25 pm to cbree88
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However, some people always are critical of my Crocs. They say they’re ugly.
A/k/a, “his wife”
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:26 pm to cbree88
Gay boys gonna always wonder what the other boys think about their clothes
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:27 pm to cbree88
Crocs make my feet hot and sweaty.
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:27 pm to cbree88
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German food
Germans?
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:38 pm to cbree88
Crocs and cargo shorts are good gear all the time. Once you come to terms with "frick it, I don't care if they look white trash" they are easy to embrace. Fashion is for young shitheads. Function over form is wisdom that comes with age.
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:05 pm to cbree88
For someone in a trailer in Livingston Parish (like you) they're just fine.
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:14 pm to cbree88
Barefootiin on the 4th, baw
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:22 pm to cbree88
Throw in a American flag tank top and you've got the official uniform of 'Murica. Can substitute American flag t-shirt with sleeves cut off. Bonus points for American flag custom crocs.
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:27 pm to cbree88
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They say they’re ugly. I don’t really care though. They’re comfortable, convenient to put on, and easy to wash.
So are 95% of shorts and flip flops/sandals you would buy. Unless you’re buying expensive linen shorts or suede sandals, it’s all the same shite. Just say that you like it and stop trying to invent excuses
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:32 pm to cbree88
Official uniform of the OT. Wear them in good health. Happy Independence Day.
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:45 pm to cbree88
Lite ride crocs are slightly less trashy. But in the words of dimebag darrell “it’s hard being first class when you’re white trash” Maybe just do you and don’t worry what others think.
Posted on 7/4/23 at 8:16 pm to cbree88
If crocs and cargos are wrong, I sure as hell wasn’t right today. Or yesterday.
Posted on 7/4/23 at 8:24 pm to cbree88
I had on huk and crocs all weekend
Like a baw
Like a baw
Posted on 7/4/23 at 8:27 pm to cbree88
Crocs and Camo Cargo Shorts are as American as Neil Armstrong and smothered, chunked and covered hash browns.
Posted on 7/4/23 at 9:01 pm to cbree88
frick yo crocs.
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