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re: What is your technique to win a fist fight?
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:06 pm to CatsGoneWild
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:06 pm to CatsGoneWild
Everybody gets scared when I front flip
If you come around here then you're done with
Have you ever been to the county fair?
I rode the Fireball and I wasn't even scared
I got swallowed by an anaconda snake
Then I told him, "You just made a big mistake."
Cause all I had to do was go like this
And just like that, I killed him with my fist
If you come around here then you're done with
Have you ever been to the county fair?
I rode the Fireball and I wasn't even scared
I got swallowed by an anaconda snake
Then I told him, "You just made a big mistake."
Cause all I had to do was go like this
And just like that, I killed him with my fist
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:07 pm to CatsGoneWild
Fighting days are over.
Tattooed on my right fist - right cross - for Sonic opening bell.
Tattooed on my right fist - right cross - for Sonic opening bell.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:08 pm to CatsGoneWild
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When someone approaches you at sonic and wants to fight, what are your go to moves?
pull my gun and drop them where they stand
im done playing and nobody fights any more, you better damn well realize that if they come at you, they are trying to kill you.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:17 pm to CatsGoneWild
Share a brown bag special, with mayo or mustard.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:18 pm to CatsGoneWild
My go to is always a throat punch. If they still want to fight after that my next move is to run.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:18 pm to CatsGoneWild
Don't miss.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:20 pm to CatsGoneWild
Get completely naked, urinate and or defecate, throw handfuls of it at my opponent.
Hoot and holler in gibberish, but SERIOUS sounding gibberish. Like Orcish. Or Finnish.
Because, come on bro, are you really gonna want to mess with a naked man flinging his own poo and screaming curses in a language that should not be?
Hoot and holler in gibberish, but SERIOUS sounding gibberish. Like Orcish. Or Finnish.
Because, come on bro, are you really gonna want to mess with a naked man flinging his own poo and screaming curses in a language that should not be?
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:22 pm to CatsGoneWild
Diffuse the situation by asking if they want to lady and tramp a foot long chili cheese coney.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:33 pm to CatsGoneWild
Sweep the leg
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:35 pm to CatsGoneWild
Run them over
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:37 pm to CatsGoneWild
Muay Thai clinch
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:41 pm to CatsGoneWild
engage the dog
ETA: I try to stay away from trashy areas where a fistfight is likely. On the rare times I'm in shittown, I usually have the dog.
ETA: I try to stay away from trashy areas where a fistfight is likely. On the rare times I'm in shittown, I usually have the dog.
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:43 pm to CatsGoneWild
Pull hair, Poke eyes, Groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do
Posted on 3/30/23 at 2:50 pm to CatsGoneWild
Step 1) Try to Walk away.
Step 2) Once attacked: buckle the interior knee of other person
Step 3) Pretend like I blacked out and don't remember anything after being attacked. Genuinely pretend to be scared for my life incase someone got really hurt.
Step 4) Repeatedly Tell cops I'm in shock and need an ambulance.
Step 5) Call attorney on way to hospital
Step 6) Come to Tiger Dropping and tell everyone about the Sonic Fight.
Step 2) Once attacked: buckle the interior knee of other person
Step 3) Pretend like I blacked out and don't remember anything after being attacked. Genuinely pretend to be scared for my life incase someone got really hurt.
Step 4) Repeatedly Tell cops I'm in shock and need an ambulance.
Step 5) Call attorney on way to hospital
Step 6) Come to Tiger Dropping and tell everyone about the Sonic Fight.
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 3/30/23 at 3:10 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Hoot and holler in gibberish, but SERIOUS sounding gibberish. Like Orcish. Or Finnish.
Posted on 3/30/23 at 3:23 pm to CatsGoneWild
I'm not getting in a fight. No person is worth me going to jail
Posted on 3/30/23 at 3:27 pm to CatsGoneWild
quote:
What is your technique to win a fist fight?
Posted on 3/30/23 at 4:37 pm to BabyTac
quote:
Strike first, strike hard.
No Mercy!
Posted on 3/30/23 at 4:38 pm to CatsGoneWild
Take a blow to the chin, call lawyer, sue, profit
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 3/30/23 at 4:42 pm to X123F45
quote:
" I can't let you get close"
IYKYK
quote:
"frickin amateur"
That is the best example of quietly enraging someone anyone will ever see
I guess you don't know then...
I hope you don't FAFO
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