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Is Peanut Butter a "liquid"?

Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:28 am
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:28 am
Apparently, recently there has been a debate about this as someone tried to carry Peanut Butter through airport security, and it went viral.

TSA had to issue a statement, saying they considered Peanut Butter to be a liquid because it "takes the shape dictated by its container".

What say you?
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52790 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:29 am to
quote:

"takes the shape dictated by its container"


Does not constitute a liquid.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18316 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:31 am to
quote:

it "takes the shape dictated by its container".


Is my soft penis a liquid?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114036 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:31 am to
No. This is dumb.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116230 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:32 am to
quote:

No. This is dumb.


The United States says it is
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12625 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:33 am to
Once heated it's a molten liquid That can stick to the roof of your mouth and leave burns that defy the laws of thermodynamics.
This post was edited on 3/23/23 at 9:34 am
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
5321 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:33 am to
How hot is it?
Posted by Joe_Dirte
Southwest LA
Member since Feb 2019
650 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Is my soft penis a liquid?

Posted by Metrybaw
Member since Apr 2022
180 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:34 am to
Colloidial suspension?
This post was edited on 3/23/23 at 9:35 am
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
2840 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:34 am to
Emulsion
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:38 am to
quote:

TSA had to issue a statement, saying they considered Peanut Butter to be a liquid because it "takes the shape dictated by its container"


So no more KY jelly through airport security?





Asking for a friend of a friend
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34906 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:38 am to
semi-solid would be my best guess as to describe it.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11922 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:38 am to
quote:

because it "takes the shape dictated by its container".


I guess sand is a liquid.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
16084 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:41 am to
if it were a liquid, you could take the lid off and it would pour out. most peanut butter, not the organic stuff that separates after sitting and you have to re-mix it to use, would not pour out - hence a solid.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36114 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:43 am to

I say it's like mud.


quote:

Mud is a liquid or semi-liquid mixture of water and any combination of different kinds of soil (loam, silt, and clay).
This post was edited on 3/23/23 at 9:43 am
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7535 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:43 am to
quote:

Is Peanut Butter a "liquid"?


Fun fact: Asphalt is a "liquid." The stuff that makes up roads and you drive on is liquid.

No wonder the roads in LA are crap.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11571 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:45 am to
I've run into issues with peanut butter and TSA in the past.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:45 am to
quote:

semi-solid would be my best guess as to describe it.


Non-Newtonian fluid?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34045 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:46 am to
It is a quasi solid
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3551 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:46 am to
No. Neither is regular butter.

They did confiscate my toddlers squeeze pouch of pureed vegetables. We can all thank them for keeping the skies a little safer for us all.
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