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Best anti-drug PSA I’ve seen: OP does benzos, ends up dating a whale

Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:23 pm
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36710 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:23 pm
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Functionally browned out for 8 months, I work at a bank and have a fat girlfriend now

Last June, I was working in IT at a company remotely m and just kind of getting by day to day, nothing crazy. Life was quiet. I did instacart and doordash for most my food so I never really leave the house.

Anyway, I bought 2,500 clonazolams from India after I got my bonus from work. I figured I could lead an anxiety free existence for a while and finally break free of my anxious brain making decisions for me.

Before I took them though, I bought a time release pill dispenser from eBay and poured all 2000 in, and set the dispenser to release 2 of them every 4 hours. I then chucked the key locking it into place into the woods.

From when I ordered all those in June 2022, until about mid January, I was browned out, taking about 12 miligrams a day. I remember very little of what I did or who I saw. Overall, it’s caused me a lot of depression because my life has changed so dramatically in that time.

Here’s some things I know happened:

1. I have subbed to about 50+ OF girls, spending about 500+ per month

2. I spoke with my neighbor and he said most nights I’d be searching for something in the woods with a flashlight , most likely the pill key.

3. I started a dating a fat chick. She’s literally huge and I’m disgusted with myself (she brought me to detox when I ran out of drugs so meh *shrugs*)

4. I no longer talk to any relatives and when I try to reach out they don’t pick up

5. My new job at the bank is significantly worse than my old one ( pay wise). However there’s no oversight and very little to do. No wonder the hired me. I can’t afford my bills and in my haze signed up for many credit cards to fund the difference. I’m now deeply in debt

6. I have massive rebound anxiety- my life sucks now

7. My “girlfriend” now thinks we’re getting married and is too dumb to understand I was on a mindless bender. I’m too much of a coward to cop to it.

8. My boss thought I was borderline brain dead or “special needs” when I was hired, and is amazed at how well I’m doing on the “right medications” which is what I told him I was doing instead of rehab.


Moral of the story, never think the party is limitless. You WILL crash and you WILL burn. Benzos are now causing me to pick up the pieces of what once was a normal life


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The question is, how is the fat chick in bed?


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Terrible, she gets tired and starts huffing and puffing




Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60218 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:25 pm to
There is a lot to unpack here. Absolutely hilarious
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32802 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:27 pm to
I've had my fair share of fatties after browning out.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:30 pm to
Is it wrong of me to want to see pics of the huge girlfriend?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:36 pm to
I was bad off on Benzos at one point

Ended up with a girl who was like the 2nd coming of Courtney Love. Same hair and eyes, attitude

Also had me wanting to shoot myself out back in the guesthouse
This post was edited on 3/20/23 at 3:20 pm
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83546 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:37 pm to
What do benzos do?
Posted by Logician
Grinning Colonizer
Member since Jul 2013
4520 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Before I took them though, I bought a time release pill dispenser from eBay and poured all 2000 in, and set the dispenser to release 2 of them every 4 hours. I then chucked the key locking it into place into the woods.
what about a time release pill dispenser makes you take the pills? it just dings and opens up at a predetermined time interval.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89613 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:39 pm to
This individual is a microcosm of the OT.

To reiterate - Nancy Reagan was right. If you stay in school and stay off the dope, you'll probably make out alright. Stray from this advice at your peril.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55838 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:40 pm to
Dudes rock
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4009 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Terrible, she gets tired and starts huffing and puffing

Posted by Captain_Morgan
BR
Member since Jan 2012
313 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:47 pm to
This dude is a business trip away from being found dumped somewhere wrapped up in a rug.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9518 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

Moral of the story, never think the party is limitless. You WILL crash and you WILL burn. Benzos are now causing me to pick up the pieces of what once was a normal life


Meh, before the admitting that he's taking drugs, he doesn't really seem to have that normal of a life either.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11423 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 2:55 pm to
We've all been there before.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15362 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 3:25 pm to
Dude should be thankful for his fat girlfriend that he keeps dissing. If it wasn't for her, he'd have probably wound up dead on the side of the road somewhere.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68887 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 3:40 pm to
Oh ive been there, but more like just one night in college. Got fricked up on xanax couldnt remember shite. Supposedly had fist fight with my friend and fricked a fat chick. Thing about the girl that was scary was she knew so much about me but i had no idea who the frick she was, like literally had never met her before. or at least thats what the feeling was like.

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29640 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 3:41 pm to
That is a fantastic bedtime story

Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9236 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 3:52 pm to
Not buying this story.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9742 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10322 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 4:45 pm to
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2,500 clonazolams from India
Holy hell. What on earth?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29210 posts
Posted on 3/20/23 at 5:35 pm to
Zoinks. I'll never touch benzos again. Xanax makes you black out and clonopin had the absolute worst wd's I've ever had from anything. And you don't even get high from em, all they are good for is helping land off of other stuff.
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