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Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29219 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:39 pm to
You must be from Ireland because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16487 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

does this smell like chloroform to you?


I’ve found that this one works 100% of the time.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33370 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:48 pm to
“Wanna blow me?”

This actually worked one time.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47770 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?


Any chick that would frick you would be too dumb to get this.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36148 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Hey do you know what winks and fricks like a tiger? (wink)



I had a white trash 30 years old woman (working the desk at a gas station) tell me this one when I was 25.

I was so rattled I dropped my change leaving the cash register.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6444 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:55 pm to
I put the STD in stud. Now all that's missing is U.
Posted by Tiger n Austin
Austin, Tx
Member since Dec 2005
6685 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:56 pm to
Hey babe, how would you like a warm beer and a butt frick?
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15384 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:57 pm to
Dtf?
Posted by secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
2966 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:58 pm to
“Wanna blow me?”

This actually worked one time.


What was the dudes' name?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:01 pm to
was having lunch with a couple of friends at Ruby Tuesday's in that old mall near the causeway years ago, had a smoking hot young waitress and was going back and forth with her with my famously witty banter, she finally asks if we were ready to order and I said I don't see what I want on the menu, she drops a menu on the floor and stands on it and says see anything you want on the menu now?
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3936 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

“I’m rich and have a medium sized penis” Works every time.


"I'm rich and have a tiny dick." This worked for me until she found out I was lying about one of them.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24609 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:43 pm to
I love your hair!!! You like facials?
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24777 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:45 pm to
On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9...



but I'm a 10; this isn't going to work
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:49 pm to
are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
10231 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Nice shoes…wanna frick?



My dad used to say this was the best and direct way... His advice was, if you asked 10 girls in a bar this question, and 1 said yes, you were doing just fine at the end of the night.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18659 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:28 pm to
To a hot female cop: "I've done something really bad. Can you take me to jail?"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65947 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Hey do you know what winks and fricks like a tiger? (wink)
Probably both of these folks-

Posted by Griff Nasty
Rigollette
Member since Jan 2016
122 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:32 pm to
“ You must have a keg in your back pocket, because I’d like to tap that arse.”
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21604 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

You should do some research and see if these work - then report to us



Pretty sure that study was already completed.....back in about 1989.
Posted by bayoubighead
Houma
Member since Dec 2004
820 posts
Posted on 3/2/23 at 3:37 pm to
Must be wearing a watch but,

You: Do you want to see my magic watch?
Her: Why is it magic?
You: Well, by looking at my watch I can tell your not wearing any panties.
Her: Well I am wearing panties.
You: Oh, I'm sorry it's 10 minutes fast.

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