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What childhood spanking still pops up into your head as an adult
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:09 pm
I was spanked a lot so I have several memories.
Any ones stick out for you. All of mine sucked.
Any ones stick out for you. All of mine sucked.
This post was edited on 2/14/23 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:12 pm to CoyoteSong
The ones my brother got.
I think those affected me more than mine
I think those affected me more than mine
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:14 pm to CoyoteSong
The one where I laughed at my mom because it didn’t hurt
I never made that mistake again
I never made that mistake again
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:14 pm to CoyoteSong
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my dad almost broke his hand one time
quote:That’s abusive.
spanked
quote:Who would spank a toddler with a belt? That’s beatings.That is ridiculous.
3 or 4
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:15 pm to CoyoteSong
My mom broke a wooden yardstick into three pieces on my arse.
I deserved it
I deserved it
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:15 pm to CoyoteSong
I got spanked but I don't remember a specific event. I remember we stayed home by ourselves during the summer and my sister would call my dad at work and tell on me.
I knew when I was getting an arse whipping usually beforehand so I'd put on every pair of underwear I had in my bedroom on under my pants before 5pm
I knew when I was getting an arse whipping usually beforehand so I'd put on every pair of underwear I had in my bedroom on under my pants before 5pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:17 pm to CoyoteSong
I’m a twin, so it would have to be the ones my brother deserved instead of me.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:19 pm to CoyoteSong
Mine was the one spanking that I didn't get and don't remember. My dad loves to tell the story.
Apparently when I was about 7 we were on a road trip to the beach and us kids were fighting in the back seat when dad had enough and yelled "I'm fixing to come in the back seat and whip all your asses!" Things went silent for a minute and then I said "Dad, if you do that, who is going to drive the car?"
Dad said he just broke up laughing, because he knew I was serious.
Apparently when I was about 7 we were on a road trip to the beach and us kids were fighting in the back seat when dad had enough and yelled "I'm fixing to come in the back seat and whip all your asses!" Things went silent for a minute and then I said "Dad, if you do that, who is going to drive the car?"
Dad said he just broke up laughing, because he knew I was serious.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:20 pm to CoyoteSong
Got one at school for writing cuss words on kindergarten writing paper, big arse lowercase print. GD whipping did not fkn help either.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:21 pm to CoyoteSong
I guess you could say mine were the spanings I didn't get.
1. We had this baking sheet that my mother flung at my brother like Krull. I remember it lasting throughout my childhood, complete with an entire dented side.
2. My mother had a wooden paddle especially for her to spank us with. One time my brother and I hid the paddle when she went looking for it. I remember how super-pissed she was. Strangely, I don't remember how that one ended.
3. One time I played youth basketball with this kid. It was said how he was to be expecting an arse beating when he got home because of his report card. I remember all of us in the minivan laughing it up on the way home. The closer we got to the house, though, he started getting super-quiet. After we dropped he off and started pulling away, you could here the belt slaps and his screaming from inside the house.
4. There was this bad-arse kid in 2nd grade. As part of the supply list, every student had to bring a ruler. Only in that class, we never measured anything. She'd use the rulers to whack over your hand. She got so pissed at the kid one day that she actually broke my ruler over his hand into pieces. She said she'd buy me another ruler, but she never did.
1. We had this baking sheet that my mother flung at my brother like Krull. I remember it lasting throughout my childhood, complete with an entire dented side.
2. My mother had a wooden paddle especially for her to spank us with. One time my brother and I hid the paddle when she went looking for it. I remember how super-pissed she was. Strangely, I don't remember how that one ended.
3. One time I played youth basketball with this kid. It was said how he was to be expecting an arse beating when he got home because of his report card. I remember all of us in the minivan laughing it up on the way home. The closer we got to the house, though, he started getting super-quiet. After we dropped he off and started pulling away, you could here the belt slaps and his screaming from inside the house.
4. There was this bad-arse kid in 2nd grade. As part of the supply list, every student had to bring a ruler. Only in that class, we never measured anything. She'd use the rulers to whack over your hand. She got so pissed at the kid one day that she actually broke my ruler over his hand into pieces. She said she'd buy me another ruler, but she never did.
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:22 pm to CoyoteSong
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What childhood spanking still pops up into your head as an adult
Had a pretty good session watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High once.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:25 pm to CoyoteSong
Took $20 from my mom's purse. I had about 100 open handed slaps leveled all over my torso as I was covering up.
Then my dad got home, gave me this look:
...and told me to go to my room, pull my pants down, went and got his belt, gave me a few strikes across the butt, and then made me kneel on uncooked rice.
I deserved it and my lesson was learned.
Then my dad got home, gave me this look:
...and told me to go to my room, pull my pants down, went and got his belt, gave me a few strikes across the butt, and then made me kneel on uncooked rice.
I deserved it and my lesson was learned.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:26 pm to CoyoteSong
Missed a line drive through my legs in the All Stars quarterfinal vs West Monroe West, they scored the winning run off my error. I thought pops was going to come unglued. I was already crying from losing then I get my arse spanked in front of God and everybody. Never failed to get my glove down again though
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:27 pm to CoyoteSong
Long but true story...
My Little League team was playing a Wed night game. I wasn't hitting very well and my dad came up to me while I was on-deck to try to coach me up. After he talked to me for a few seconds, I turned around and told him to just shut up and let me play. Not wise.
He didn't speak to me on the way home, I go to take a bath and he knocked on the door and told me to bring a belt to my parents' room when I finished bathing.
Me being a smartass, I took my elastic baseball belt with me. When he saw that belt, he just grinned.
I got worn out with that belt and then his leather belt.
My Little League team was playing a Wed night game. I wasn't hitting very well and my dad came up to me while I was on-deck to try to coach me up. After he talked to me for a few seconds, I turned around and told him to just shut up and let me play. Not wise.
He didn't speak to me on the way home, I go to take a bath and he knocked on the door and told me to bring a belt to my parents' room when I finished bathing.
Me being a smartass, I took my elastic baseball belt with me. When he saw that belt, he just grinned.
I got worn out with that belt and then his leather belt.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:27 pm to CoyoteSong
My dad wasn’t an overbearing strict dad. But there were expectations on how we were to behave. And he was not shy of handing out arse whippings if those expectations were not merry.
One time I acted up in class when I was in second grade, my mom was also a teacher at my elementary school so she got the news quick if any of us misbehaved. Dad was my baseball coach all throughout my childhood so my mom would often bring us to practice. One of my teammate’s dad had an empty warehouse that he let my dad use as a crude indoor practice facility and it was next door to my dad’s office.
So I had baseball practice there the day I acted up. Mom took me to practice after school and told me to wait in the lobby. She went back to my dad’s office and told him what happened at school. I had my back turned to the hallway he walked out of and he wrapped me upside the head with his leather padfolio. Knocked my arse to the ground in a hurry.
One time I acted up in class when I was in second grade, my mom was also a teacher at my elementary school so she got the news quick if any of us misbehaved. Dad was my baseball coach all throughout my childhood so my mom would often bring us to practice. One of my teammate’s dad had an empty warehouse that he let my dad use as a crude indoor practice facility and it was next door to my dad’s office.
So I had baseball practice there the day I acted up. Mom took me to practice after school and told me to wait in the lobby. She went back to my dad’s office and told him what happened at school. I had my back turned to the hallway he walked out of and he wrapped me upside the head with his leather padfolio. Knocked my arse to the ground in a hurry.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:29 pm to CoyoteSong
The only time my old man really whooped my arse is when I missed hitting him with an arrow by about a foot. I was ten and messing around with a bow.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:38 pm to CoyoteSong
I got a few growing up but I deserved everyone for being a turd. I will say this that kept me on the somewhat straight road as o grew up. Every time I thought about doing something illegal (except drinking and driving which was very stupid) I’d think back to my dads belt or whatever my mom laid her hands on.
The most memorable I was 16 and arguing with my mom. Teenage testosterone and being a smartass got the best of me and I said to my mom “ bitch just shut up”. My dad got out of his chair and I bowed up to him and said “what you gonna do old man” I turned around towards my mom and her fist meet my chin.
Knocked my arse to the ground then my dad said in a quiet voice you better be glad it was your mom and not me.
That stopped my rebellious, smartass, teenage attitudes towards my parents right then and there. The look in my dads eyes and his calm demeanor I knew I’d almost meet satan and his demons
The most memorable I was 16 and arguing with my mom. Teenage testosterone and being a smartass got the best of me and I said to my mom “ bitch just shut up”. My dad got out of his chair and I bowed up to him and said “what you gonna do old man” I turned around towards my mom and her fist meet my chin.
Knocked my arse to the ground then my dad said in a quiet voice you better be glad it was your mom and not me.
That stopped my rebellious, smartass, teenage attitudes towards my parents right then and there. The look in my dads eyes and his calm demeanor I knew I’d almost meet satan and his demons
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:42 pm to CoyoteSong
3-4 yo with a belt…
Your Dad sounds like a character in a country music song. Not a good one.
Your Dad sounds like a character in a country music song. Not a good one.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:45 pm to CoyoteSong
I spank my girlfriend. She doesn't like it.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:46 pm to CoyoteSong
My brother and I got caught smoking my grandmothers carton of cigarettes one Saturday morning watching cartoons. The Smurfs to be exact
He was 10, I was 7. My mom beat the hell out of us when she walked in and caught us. And then she told my dad when he got home from work and he did the same
One of my first memories was getting lost here at the local mall. It was around the time of the Adam Walsh ordeal way back when so that made the situation a bit more dramatic. I had stopped at a talking soda machine and thought it was the coolest thing in the world and when I turned around, I didn’t see my mom so I just started walking. I don’t know how long I was lost, but when they found me, my mom was crying…hugged me and took me to the bathroom and kicked my arse
He was 10, I was 7. My mom beat the hell out of us when she walked in and caught us. And then she told my dad when he got home from work and he did the same
One of my first memories was getting lost here at the local mall. It was around the time of the Adam Walsh ordeal way back when so that made the situation a bit more dramatic. I had stopped at a talking soda machine and thought it was the coolest thing in the world and when I turned around, I didn’t see my mom so I just started walking. I don’t know how long I was lost, but when they found me, my mom was crying…hugged me and took me to the bathroom and kicked my arse
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:50 pm
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