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What childhood spanking still pops up into your head as an adult

Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:09 pm
Posted by CoyoteSong
Colorado
Member since Aug 2021
2603 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:09 pm
I was spanked a lot so I have several memories.

Any ones stick out for you. All of mine sucked.
This post was edited on 2/14/23 at 6:23 pm
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12813 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:12 pm to
The ones my brother got.

I think those affected me more than mine
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
46245 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:14 pm to
The one where I laughed at my mom because it didn’t hurt
I never made that mistake again
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10323 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:14 pm to
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my dad almost broke his hand one time
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spanked
That’s abusive.
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3 or 4
Who would spank a toddler with a belt? That’s beatings.That is ridiculous.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4009 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:15 pm to
My mom broke a wooden yardstick into three pieces on my arse.




I deserved it
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48785 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:15 pm to
I got spanked but I don't remember a specific event. I remember we stayed home by ourselves during the summer and my sister would call my dad at work and tell on me.

I knew when I was getting an arse whipping usually beforehand so I'd put on every pair of underwear I had in my bedroom on under my pants before 5pm
Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1115 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:17 pm to
I’m a twin, so it would have to be the ones my brother deserved instead of me.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7342 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:19 pm to
Mine was the one spanking that I didn't get and don't remember. My dad loves to tell the story.

Apparently when I was about 7 we were on a road trip to the beach and us kids were fighting in the back seat when dad had enough and yelled "I'm fixing to come in the back seat and whip all your asses!" Things went silent for a minute and then I said "Dad, if you do that, who is going to drive the car?"

Dad said he just broke up laughing, because he knew I was serious.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14034 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:20 pm to
Got one at school for writing cuss words on kindergarten writing paper, big arse lowercase print. GD whipping did not fkn help either.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63542 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:21 pm to
I guess you could say mine were the spanings I didn't get.

1. We had this baking sheet that my mother flung at my brother like Krull. I remember it lasting throughout my childhood, complete with an entire dented side.

2. My mother had a wooden paddle especially for her to spank us with. One time my brother and I hid the paddle when she went looking for it. I remember how super-pissed she was. Strangely, I don't remember how that one ended.

3. One time I played youth basketball with this kid. It was said how he was to be expecting an arse beating when he got home because of his report card. I remember all of us in the minivan laughing it up on the way home. The closer we got to the house, though, he started getting super-quiet. After we dropped he off and started pulling away, you could here the belt slaps and his screaming from inside the house.

4. There was this bad-arse kid in 2nd grade. As part of the supply list, every student had to bring a ruler. Only in that class, we never measured anything. She'd use the rulers to whack over your hand. She got so pissed at the kid one day that she actually broke my ruler over his hand into pieces. She said she'd buy me another ruler, but she never did.

This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:26 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:22 pm to
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What childhood spanking still pops up into your head as an adult

Had a pretty good session watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High once.

Posted by VictoryHill
Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
3213 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:25 pm to
Took $20 from my mom's purse. I had about 100 open handed slaps leveled all over my torso as I was covering up.

Then my dad got home, gave me this look:


...and told me to go to my room, pull my pants down, went and got his belt, gave me a few strikes across the butt, and then made me kneel on uncooked rice.

I deserved it and my lesson was learned.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7632 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:26 pm to
Missed a line drive through my legs in the All Stars quarterfinal vs West Monroe West, they scored the winning run off my error. I thought pops was going to come unglued. I was already crying from losing then I get my arse spanked in front of God and everybody. Never failed to get my glove down again though
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14447 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:27 pm to
Long but true story...

My Little League team was playing a Wed night game. I wasn't hitting very well and my dad came up to me while I was on-deck to try to coach me up. After he talked to me for a few seconds, I turned around and told him to just shut up and let me play. Not wise.

He didn't speak to me on the way home, I go to take a bath and he knocked on the door and told me to bring a belt to my parents' room when I finished bathing.

Me being a smartass, I took my elastic baseball belt with me. When he saw that belt, he just grinned.

I got worn out with that belt and then his leather belt.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9550 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:27 pm to
My dad wasn’t an overbearing strict dad. But there were expectations on how we were to behave. And he was not shy of handing out arse whippings if those expectations were not merry.

One time I acted up in class when I was in second grade, my mom was also a teacher at my elementary school so she got the news quick if any of us misbehaved. Dad was my baseball coach all throughout my childhood so my mom would often bring us to practice. One of my teammate’s dad had an empty warehouse that he let my dad use as a crude indoor practice facility and it was next door to my dad’s office.

So I had baseball practice there the day I acted up. Mom took me to practice after school and told me to wait in the lobby. She went back to my dad’s office and told him what happened at school. I had my back turned to the hallway he walked out of and he wrapped me upside the head with his leather padfolio. Knocked my arse to the ground in a hurry.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20471 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:29 pm to
The only time my old man really whooped my arse is when I missed hitting him with an arrow by about a foot. I was ten and messing around with a bow.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20728 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:38 pm to
I got a few growing up but I deserved everyone for being a turd. I will say this that kept me on the somewhat straight road as o grew up. Every time I thought about doing something illegal (except drinking and driving which was very stupid) I’d think back to my dads belt or whatever my mom laid her hands on.

The most memorable I was 16 and arguing with my mom. Teenage testosterone and being a smartass got the best of me and I said to my mom “ bitch just shut up”. My dad got out of his chair and I bowed up to him and said “what you gonna do old man” I turned around towards my mom and her fist meet my chin.

Knocked my arse to the ground then my dad said in a quiet voice you better be glad it was your mom and not me.

That stopped my rebellious, smartass, teenage attitudes towards my parents right then and there. The look in my dads eyes and his calm demeanor I knew I’d almost meet satan and his demons
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:42 pm to
3-4 yo with a belt…

Your Dad sounds like a character in a country music song. Not a good one.
Posted by Mr Happy
Member since May 2019
1109 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:45 pm to
I spank my girlfriend. She doesn't like it.
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93772 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:46 pm to
My brother and I got caught smoking my grandmothers carton of cigarettes one Saturday morning watching cartoons. The Smurfs to be exact

He was 10, I was 7. My mom beat the hell out of us when she walked in and caught us. And then she told my dad when he got home from work and he did the same

One of my first memories was getting lost here at the local mall. It was around the time of the Adam Walsh ordeal way back when so that made the situation a bit more dramatic. I had stopped at a talking soda machine and thought it was the coolest thing in the world and when I turned around, I didn’t see my mom so I just started walking. I don’t know how long I was lost, but when they found me, my mom was crying…hugged me and took me to the bathroom and kicked my arse
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:50 pm
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