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re: You’ve been kidnapped by the cartel. Life or death you have to accomplish one sports task
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:25 pm to OldmanBeasley
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:25 pm to OldmanBeasley
quote:sex trafficking
Why would the cartel kidnap Oldmanbeasley?
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:40 pm to GreenRockTiger
Without any warm up at all the free throw and tennis shot would be doubtful. Gotta go with the dr pepper challenge. Hey GRT.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:42 pm to BOSCEAUX
In order:
1. Sink a straight flat 4 foot putt
5. Get in a first serve in tennis (overhand).
6. Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.
8. Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.
3. Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee
7. Get a spare in bowling.
2. Make a free throw.
4. Make contact with a belt high over the middle 80 mph
Notwithstanding the nerves of the situation, I'd feel pretty good about any except contacting an 80mph baseball.
1. Sink a straight flat 4 foot putt
5. Get in a first serve in tennis (overhand).
6. Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.
8. Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.
3. Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee
7. Get a spare in bowling.
2. Make a free throw.
4. Make contact with a belt high over the middle 80 mph
Notwithstanding the nerves of the situation, I'd feel pretty good about any except contacting an 80mph baseball.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:49 pm to GreenRockTiger
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sex trafficking
yes please, didn't see that on the list?
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:51 pm to BOSCEAUX
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1. Sink a straight flat 4 foot putt
3. Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee.
6. Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.
8. Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.
I could easily do these right now.
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4. Make contact with a belt high over the middle 80 mph fastball from a machine (no bunt).
I want to believe I could still do this one, but I haven’t swung at a live pitch in 15 years. I could easily do it in high school, but I’d probably be dead.
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2. Make a free throw.
5. Get in a first serve in tennis (overhand).
7. Get a spare in bowling.
I’d be dead. I’m terrible at basketball, I hate bowling and I can count on both hands the number of times I’ve played tennis.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:59 pm to RB10
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I want to believe I could still do this one, but I haven’t swung at a live pitch in 15 years. I could easily do it in high school, but I’d probably be dead.
played a couple of years of baseball at LSU and a couple after getting out of college(squeezed in around pilot training,) a younger brother of my roommate also played at LSU and then about 15 years in the bigs as a pitcher, went to a wedding for his nephew years ago and all of the kids wanted to go out and try to hit off of a major league pitcher, after they were done he looks at me and asked if I wanted some, I got up there, wearing glasses now, and he served a few up, I was drilling them all over the place at first when he gave me the look that kiddie time was over and he went back into major league pitcher mode, it was embarrassing, but I still could have passed the cartel test
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:04 pm to BOSCEAUX
1. Dr Pepper
2. tennis serve. Doesn’t have to be pretty. Just has to land in that square.
2. tennis serve. Doesn’t have to be pretty. Just has to land in that square.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:09 pm to BOSCEAUX
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Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.
Easy money. Especially with the 2 chances.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:15 pm to BOSCEAUX
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Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.
Lol they will be looking for the rest of my life
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:21 pm to thelawnwranglers
80 mph fastball
4 ft putt
Serve
Dr Pepper thing
4 ft putt
Serve
Dr Pepper thing
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:21 pm to BOSCEAUX
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Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee.
This is super easy.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:22 pm to Penrod
I kicked in high school but without any practice I’m hesitant to even list it
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:28 pm to Sus-Scrofa
The penalty kick then the 20 yard field goal for me. The Dr Pepper challenge would be next
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:32 pm to BOSCEAUX
Penalty kick. Largest margin of error as he’s having to guess in a large goal. I feel like the adrenaline would impact me more in the putt. Second would be Dr Pepper and I’d ABSOLUTELY chest pass lol, third an ugly arse 40 mph tennis serve.
This post was edited on 2/6/23 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:32 pm to BOSCEAUX
I would bunt the baseball to make sure I lived but I could hit it too
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:33 pm to BOSCEAUX
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The cartel has a very impressive sports complex on the grounds.
Can I tour it first?
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:38 pm to Coater
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I kicked in high school but without any practice I’m hesitant to even list it
There is no defensive line or offensive line. I never had any training, never practiced, and I’m a little clumsy and lanky, but I used to try a few at Metairie Playground before pickup football games, and I used to hit about 50% from 45 yards. It’s a hell of a lot easier when you can line drive it. From 20 yards I would have hit 9 of 10, if not all 10.I bet I could walk out there right now, at 60 years old, and hit the first five i tried from 20 yards. You almost can’t miss.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:43 pm to BOSCEAUX
Putt
And I consider that a gimmie.
And I consider that a gimmie.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:45 pm to BOSCEAUX
Free throw. I don’t have much hops anymore but I can still shoot.
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