- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
If my biologically female wife comes home and identifies as a male
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:45 am
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:45 am
Does that make me gay?
If she has a child later after identifying as a male does that prove men can have children?
What if she, I mean he, identifies as a dog? Will I be criminally charged?
The Funny Professor
If she has a child later after identifying as a male does that prove men can have children?
What if she, I mean he, identifies as a dog? Will I be criminally charged?
The Funny Professor
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 9:19 am
15
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:50 am to Timeoday
No. Just means you married a freak
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:51 am to Timeoday
I've been saying for years that I am a trans-female butch lesbian.
No one takes that seriously.
No one takes that seriously.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:52 am to Timeoday
It's funny to see the wokesters get their noses rubbed into their bullshite by using their own logic against them.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:53 am to Timeoday
The more looming question would be that would you all still be brother and sister or brother and brother.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:55 am to Timeoday
It means she is mentally ill.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:56 am to Diamondawg
It has been said, in either Alabama or Arkansas, incest is best!
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:58 am to Tantal
quote:
It's funny to see the wokesters get their noses rubbed into their bullshite by using their own logic against them.
Equally amusing to witness folks getting bent out of shape over such a silly notion that they are somehow in peril because a biological woman identifies as a male. They are one and the same....
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:01 am to Timeoday
quote:
If my biologically female wife comes home and identifies as a male
Does that make me gay?
If she has a child later after identifying as a male does that prove men can have children?
No and No (in that order). I identify as the world's only trillionaire but it hasn't influenced reality into putting a trillion dollars into my bank account.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:01 am to AwgustaDawg
quote:
... to witness folks getting bent out of shape over such a silly notion that they are somehow in peril ...
Do tell.
I believe the pun was intended to show the ignorance of the woke mob. How long have you been awake? There is help out there still.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:02 am to Timeoday
I do it for the drink specials and shorter bathroom lines at Rush concerts.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:05 am to Timeoday
Using this example, your wife actually turned you into a gay man. So you had no say in the matter either, by her words, it made you gay.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:11 am to jp4lsu
quote:
your wife actually turned you into a gay man.
I tried to sign up for conversion therapy but everywhere I went the Doctor or Priest told me it was against the law to give and/or receive.
What must I do now?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:20 am to Timeoday
Highlights a rather poor choice you've made in life.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:22 am to Timeoday
Funny story. My wife's friends' husband told everyone he is transitioning to a female. On top of that, she's sticking with him. First question we asked the fried was does this make you a lesbian and she said, I guess so.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:28 am to AwgustaDawg
quote:
Equally amusing to witness folks getting bent out of shape over such a silly notion that they are somehow in peril because a biological woman identifies as a male.
They don't "identify" as male. They're PRETENDING that they are male. Normally, I wouldn't care, but people are having their lives ruined and careers ended for not playing along with the mentally ill person's fantasy.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:29 am to Pvt Hudson
quote:
I do it for the drink specials and shorter bathroom lines at Rush concerts.
Living in the Limelight…
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:55 am to Tantal
quote:
They don't "identify" as male. They're PRETENDING that they are male. Normally, I wouldn't care, but people are having their lives ruined and careers ended for not playing along with the mentally ill person's fantasy.
I would posit that relatively few people have seen their lives ruined and careers ended without some actionable offense on their part. I would agree that it does indeed happen and it is disgusting but in general terms the individual pretending to be a male...and I agree that is the case in the preponderance of cases...suffers far more for their issues that have no impact on anyone other than themselves than truly innocent people are impacted without some actionable offense on their part. There are also some people, a very small number I think, who are genuinely "confused" and through no fault of their own other than something in their mental makeup suffer unduly. Again, that number is small but all indications are that they do exist and do suffer.
If a person doesn't want to be "cancelled" the person should practice caution. It used to be generally accepted that religion, sex and politics were not proper topics for discussion in mixed company. Social media has lead people to believe that anyone cares about their thoughts on those subjects and that the right to free speech somehow removes the requirement to speak responsibly. One can say nearly anything one wishes, one has NO right to expect no ramifications from doing so. Folks used to be cancelled completely in this country simply because of the color of their skin. It was common. Arguably still is but that is a debate for another day. Folks who say or do something that is done by choice and then taken to task for doing it have chosen to place themselves at risk...if they were ignorant of reality that is on them, not us.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:05 am to Rex Feral
quote:
Funny story. My wife's friends' husband told everyone he is transitioning to a female. On top of that, she's sticking with him. First question we asked the fried was does this make you a lesbian and she said, I guess so.
It is indeed funny and will always remain so. But in reality are they hurting anyone? Are there kids involved and are they OK? If that ain't an issue more power to them....god bless. If it works for them and does not impact anyone beyond making folks uncomfortable, a choice on that person's part, what is the harm?
I worked with a guy who "transitioned". He had some serious issues but was a damned good engineer who did a very good job. He was eventually ran off because he transitioned and his boss simply couldn't cope....some of it was legit in that some customers couldn't cope and it was definitely impacting business BUT the fact that his boss couldn't cope was the bigger issue because the customers were satisfied with the product they just didn't like the delivery method. They never indicated that they would stop trading with the company but I am sure that was a concern. That man's life has gone downhill from an accepted perspective...he basically retired and moved to Mexico and dropped out completely. I have been told by people who have kept in touch with him that he is happy but I wonder. I hope he is but who knows.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:07 am to Timeoday
quote:
Does that make me gay?
Only if you consummate your butt.
Page 1 of 2
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News