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re: I modified my body to be a ‘black alien’ — now restaurants are scared to serve me

Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:56 am to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29802 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:56 am to
Nice duck lips
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
11203 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:57 am to
Mental illness unchecked.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:59 am to
and people will celebrate his mental illness. He should be locked up in an institution.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83548 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:59 am to
quote:

The challenges haven’t stalled his passion for body modification — he claims he’s ready to take the leap with leg amputation.

“It’s something really hard because I have a healthy leg, and an amputation is something big,” he explained about the difficult surgery


Hopefully he also amputates his dick so he is unable to procreate
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6243 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:59 am to
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He’s been blacklisted.


Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
27667 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:00 am to
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Wouldn't surprise me to see him placed in the charge of the US Department of Energy.



As long as he doesn't steal women's luggage he is ahead of the game.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27611 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:01 am to
Honestly? his body.

Go nuts.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24637 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:01 am to
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Frieza socks are fitting since he looks like a Ginyu force member


Holy shite
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7144 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:01 am to
quote:

I modified my body to be a ‘black alien’ — now restaurants are scared to serve me



Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36348 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:01 am to
Lord only knows what that man has done to his penis.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24394 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:02 am to
Dude obviously comes from money to afford all that nonsense

If only someone would have had the guts to tell him no and get him into therapy
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9782 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:02 am to
How pissed is he going to be when he learns aliens look nothing like that.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6796 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:03 am to
I wonder if you qualify for disability if you voluntarily amputate your legs.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36348 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:04 am to
Since when do aliens not have legs anyway?
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29404 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:05 am to
I knew I shouldn't have clicked into this thread. Now can't those images out of my head.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
8040 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:08 am to
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Frieza socks are fitting since he looks like a Ginyu force member

Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22081 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:10 am to
Has anyone posted, "Kill it with fire" yet?
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
43175 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:10 am to
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There is a Dr. somewhere that deserves to be behind bars

and reduced to a a blind, painful mass of fat.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
50144 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:12 am to
Think he's slaying strange?
Posted by kcpizzle
Member since Mar 2022
567 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 11:13 am to
Imagine you have a daughter and she shows up at your house with this fricker……
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