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Hipsters and their :spins wheel: non alcoholic mobile artisanal cocktail lounges

Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104138 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:31 pm
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Dear dry drinkery will be available for local events in Austin, TX starting in October 2022. We’re here to be a simple, accessible offering of hope in clearheadedness to anyone who is purposefully and intentionally seeking alternatives to booze for any reason at any time. Our mission is to aid you in reclaiming clarity and peace of mind. We’re not here to judge. We’re certainly not here to preach. We want to help facilitate moments that become dear to you. Moments of connection. Moments of kinship. Moments of goodness. 
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Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
76868 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:32 pm to
What’s the point?
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4649 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:34 pm to
So a mobile smoothie king?
Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
1420 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

What’s the point?


Not all of us can drink, or not everyone wants to drink. An opportunity to socialize.
Posted by CassieHooker
Member since Oct 2022
15 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:36 pm to
Why is this a bad thing?
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27803 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:38 pm to
Probably $25.00 for a virgin screwdriver with orange zest.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62150 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:39 pm to
How many pissed off alcoholics will rage post in this thread?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23509 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

We’re here to be a simple, accessible offering of hope in clearheadedness to anyone who is purposefully and intentionally seeking alternatives to booze for any reason at any time. Our mission is to aid you in reclaiming clarity and peace of mind. We’re not here to judge. We’re certainly not here to preach. We want to help facilitate moments that become dear to you. Moments of connection. Moments of kinship. Moments of goodness. 

That's a whole lot of buzzword BS to say "We are gonna overcharge the frick outta you and your (formerly) degenerate friends so you can look cool on Reddit."
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35523 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Not all of us can drink, or not everyone wants to drink. An opportunity to socialize.


Why do you need mocktails to socialize?
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23509 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Not all of us can drink, or not everyone wants to drink. An opportunity to socialize.

Uh, bars/clubs aren't the only places that adults gather to socialize. And even if they were, you aren't required to drink alcohol there.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38809 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Not all of us can drink, or not everyone wants to drink. An opportunity to socialize.


You know you can go to a normal bar and not drink right?
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 12:54 pm
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28018 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Not all of us can drink, or not everyone wants to drink. An opportunity to socialize.



Losers’ Social?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62150 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

How many pissed off alcoholics will rage post in this thread?



At least 4 so far.
Posted by 92Tiger
Member since Dec 2015
614 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
24832 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:26 pm to
I never drink, but wth is this...
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:28 pm to
Dripping of weak chinned soy boy talk. Ugh
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68870 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

We’re not here to judge. We’re certainly not here to preach.


Let's see how that holds up when I bring a flask to put the cock in those mocktails.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19420 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:45 pm to
I’m gonna be honest if you don’t drink, I’m good with that.

But if you are buy these expensive nonalcoholic drinks to look fancy, you try way way way too hard.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133034 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

What’s the point?


I mean, why not have a mobile bar with virgin options?

This is a glorified soda fountain
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