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Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:31 pm to
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
29233 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:31 pm to
Any of the investigations into Trump
Anything coming from Anthony Fauci
The media telling us a dementia patient got 81 million votes

All of these are bigger and bolder lies than anything told to me personally.
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15362 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:31 pm to
Dear Facebook
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

old guy at my old office swore he would 10 rep 800 lb squats in HS


Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40748 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:33 pm to
I have a friend who I have no reason not to believe and has never bullshitted me. He told me a story about how we was at a casino once and figured out the roulette wheel and made an absolute killing and was asked to leave. Have a tough time believing the casino would operate with a malfunctioning roulette wheel.
Posted by bootycricket1
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2011
1292 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:34 pm to
That blood was blue until exposed to outside air.
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
3655 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Ether Bunny The Ether Bunny is an urban legend about a college kid whos roomate would secretly arse rape him after making him unconscious by putting an ether or chloroform soaked rag over his face while sleeping.


I feel like this is more than an urban legend.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:36 pm to
Every story OweO tells.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9301 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:38 pm to
a cleaning crew that used to clean the business i work for, once told us they cleaned the PF Chang's in Jackson (Ridgeland) and saw ghosts. They told me things on the walls started shaking and floating and two ghosts appeared. it was apparently one of their bigger cleaning clients and they quit it because they were scared for their lives.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83405 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:39 pm to
This is one of the best stories I have heard by an adult:

Theo Von brings a homeless guy named LaCedric to an upscale house party
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114047 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Pedo Joe Biden got the most votes in history by hiding in a basement and not being able to fill a middle school cafeteria


If you think the election was "stolen" you are dumber than I thought.

I don't think you understand how hard it would be for one candidate's team to commit mass voting fraud. But hey Trump said it and it must be true.

He lost the popular vote against Hillary fricking Clinton.. Why is it hard to believe that he lost an election that had the most voters ever?

And how exactly did they cheat. You consider yourself a smart man, explain to me how all of this cheating happened.

Here is the phone call with him and the Georgia SOS just in case you mention any bullshite claims that he was told was simply not true.

youtube
Posted by rltiger
Metairie
Member since Oct 2004
867 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

My Aunt swears she knows who is behind the JFK assassination but would never say because she'd get taken out.


I know who drove the getaway car for the guy on the grassy Knoll and I 100% believe it to be true.

Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11455 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:43 pm to
Dude I used to lift with claimed he only hunted on the ground or sat on tree limbs with a 44 mag because using stands was cheating. He said he fell asleep and woke up to a buck eating acorns between his legs. I asked him if it sucked his dick too
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
13030 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:47 pm to
That Santa Claus was actually BTK
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
2442 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:48 pm to
When I lived in Florida years ago there was this dude that said he had a ton of dinosaurs bones at his house. He worked construction on these multi million dollar houses and they found them all the time. Said they were ordered to destroy them or the archeologist would shut them down. I said bullshite and he had me come over and sure enough he had a storage shed full of them.

Then he said he knew a boxer that fought Mike Tyson. I said bullshite again. He took me to the dudes house. His name was Dave jacko. Of course he didn't win but he was cool and punch drunk.

Then he said he knew a guy that used to be in the Allman brothers band. You know how this goes. Went to the guys house and it was legit.

Then he said he got in a argument about his dog being shot and the guy shot him in the face and blew his jaw off and left him for dead. It's a long story and can't prove that one. But he did have scars on his face but not real noticeable. Not making any of this up. Guy was a trip.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114047 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:51 pm to
I know a dude who, no matter what story someone tells, he has to one up it.

If I showed him this article of a 50 point deer that someone shot he will say "that aint nothing, my uncle in Texas kills at least one over 50 points at least once a year".
themeateater.com

He claims the biggest deer he ever killed was a 28 pointer.
Posted by unclejhim
Folsom, La.
Member since Nov 2011
3703 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 3:59 pm to
know a guy that claims he saw a Black Panther.
Posted by NicotineFree2022
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2022
624 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

That man landed on the moon.


If you look at pictures of the moon landing, you'll see that the American flag planted into the ground is waving in the wind - but there's no atmosphere on the moon so those pictures were 100% fake
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22190 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

chris says he has friends


And muscle.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26653 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

If you look at pictures of the moon landing, you'll see that the American flag planted into the ground is waving in the wind - but there's no atmosphere on the moon so those pictures were 100% fake


How is it possible that people still don't know that there was a horizontal wire along the top of the flag to hold it out?

That fact, combined with the astronauts twisting the pole into place and the Moon's low gravity easily explains why it appears to be rippling in the wind. The flags had creases in them from being folded up around the pole for four days.

People who believe the Moon landings were faked have a room temperature IQ.
This post was edited on 8/15/22 at 4:11 pm
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8341 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 4:12 pm to
An acquaintance told me his father was eaten by his hogs. I thought he was full of shite until people in the area collaborated the story without me using his name. It's a well known story.

The man went outside to feed his hogs and fell down with a heart attack. The son is worried that his dad was not dead while being eaten. No one will ever know.
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