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re: Most unbelievable story told to you by an adult

Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:55 am to
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:55 am to
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Ether Bunny.....


I haven’t heard of the Ether Bunny since Ft Huachuca. That frick gets around.
Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:01 am to


Aw, heck -- I'll bite:

1) Santa and Easter Bunny
2) We live on a Spinning Ball
3) NASA went to the Moon

Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150771 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:01 am to
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I’m glad you mentioned his name. Spike was 200% amped up and hustlin every day…best delivery guy ever. My coworker, a man known for having many female acquaintances, told Spike the he had knocked a girl up and was getting married. Spike fell back on the floor, started thrashing around like he was having a heart attack screaming “she done trapped him, she done trapped tha playa!” Crap like this happened almost every time he made a delivery.



Sounds about right. I know that dude from hanging at my uncle's business and sometimes Spike would make a delivery. He was both insane and hilarious at the same time. He has to be one of the most animated people to ever walk the earth...dude cracked me up every time I saw him.
Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8530 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:04 am to
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When I lived in Florida years ago there was this dude that said he had a ton of dinosaurs bones at his house. He worked construction on these multi million dollar houses and they found them all the time. Said they were ordered to destroy them or the archeologist would shut them down. I said bullshite and he had me come over and sure enough he had a storage shed full of them.


Interesting.

Were the "Dinosaurs" bones reconstructed? Or were there just yuge bones stacked up like cordwood?

Was the "archaeologist" from The Smithsonian by chance?
Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8530 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:18 am to
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quote:

("That we landed on the moon 6 times easily and suddenly lost the ability to do so afterwards.")


maybe they didn’t lose the ability


Can't "lose" Technological achievements we never had to begin with.

....Because...IT. IS. AN IMPOSSIBLE FEAT TO BEGIN WITH.

We live in a CLOSED SYSTEM and Flat Circular Plain under a DOME / FIRMAMENT of impenetrable "molten glass"-like material.

Our goobermint overlords know this and have been lying today and yesterday -- yet consider THIS: Why would NASA remains THE one & only true-blue gubmint troof-teller??

WAKE UP.
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2359 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:35 am to
I used to live next to Deputy Sheriff with K9 Unit German Shepard about 10 years ago.

I went and put my chocolate lab on one of those yard cables so he could get some fresh air and went back inside. Next thing I know the German Shepard has jumped over his fence and is attacking my dog in my front yard.

I ran out of my house fearlessly and yelling like a madman, picked up that German Shepard over my head, and tossed him about 10 feet out into the street. The German Shepard made a loud whimper and ran out of the neighborhood. After that there was a trained K9 unit dog running loose around town. It took them a few hours to find him.

The Deputy sheriff's wife came over to apologize to me after that.

To this day I still can't believe I was able to do this without getting my face chewed off.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18806 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:37 am to
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3) NASA went to the Moon



had no idea so many people don't believe we went to the moon
Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8530 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:39 am to
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How many NASA Technicians and Scientists and support personnel do you figure were involved in this huge coverup?


Seriously??

ALL OF THEM.

Well -- the vast majority of defense contractors who make components, scientists and NASA employees are oblivious to what others are doing. They merely do their job and hand the "football" to the next / other depts and taskmasters.

Do you understand the concept of "COMPARTMENTALIZED"?

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Strange after more 50 years they have been able to maintain this huge coverup without a peep.


Uh, not quite.

There *has* been far more than a "peep". Your overlords fear the truth so much they consider "Flat Earth" and "Moon Landing Hoaxes" to be official "Conspiracy Theories". Those who present evidence are shadow-banned, censored, regarded with irrational hostility, and gaslit.

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I guess I need to confront my father in law and demand an explanation for why he has lied all these years about being on the recovery crew of the capsule and crew of one of the missions.


Yes, exactly. Confront him. Ask him "exactly" what he "saw" and his stated task. (with all due respect.)

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I'll ask him how he has the nerve to show those enlarged 16x20 photos of the recovery with the crew and capsule and it all be a big lie.


Which has NOTHING to do with a supposed "Outer Space" travel and "Moon Landing."

Are you aware of what "Recovery Crews" actually do and what they "see"?

Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8530 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:43 am to
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("How many NASA Technicians and Scientists and support personnel do you figure were involved in this huge coverup?...")

Jesus Christ, work in a fortune 10 company for once and this will easily be debunked.

Let’s say there’s this top secret project that needs to be hidden from the project involving a 100 people. Literally only 5 people max might know about the true intent. The remaining 95 are just given orders to work on a project and not ask any questions. That’s how these projects play out 99% of the time.

I worked at Ford alongside the guy that reported directly to the CEO, I had no idea about anything until it released to the public.


EXACTAMUNDO. Well stated.

Compartmentalizing of material and logistic duties and tasks. Isolated from OTHER material and logistic duties and tasks.
Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8530 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:48 am to
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had no idea so many people don't believe we went to the moon


Nobody does. Deception and Illusion helped create the ongoing "historical" narrative that almost everyone believes and accepts the "Moon Landings". (but that's ALL it is: An Illusion. A Lie.)

The authoritahs and NASA don't generally want the true number of cynics known.

It was said that 20% never believed it from the beginning. Now? Must be a good 30-35%.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 10:54 am to
Worked on a drilling rig with a directional driller who told me this story.

He was working offshore with some roughneck, and the roughneck was being a jerk to him. He claimed he said “I hope you lose your head”, and then, seconds later the drill line or something snapped and completely decapitated the guy.

It was awkward because I didn’t know how to react to that except for a feigned shock
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
5460 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 11:00 am to
I was too afraid and wasn’t sure if I would ever make it back
Posted by geauxturbo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
4169 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 11:05 am to
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he went on to say that the dog jumps at him, and in mid air he stuffs his arm down the dog's mouth and chokes him and kills him. we were waiting for a laugh at the end, but this guy had a straight face the whole time.


I was big into offroading and Jeeping for 15 or so years. Was even President of the local Jeep club. Lead hundreds if not thousands of different 4x4s down many many miles of rock, dirt, and mud trails. Pulled out, winched, replaced axle shafts, reseated beads in the wilderness...you name it, been there done that.

Listening to adults tales of the mud adventures and what they pulled out or went through in pawpaws old CJ or Bronco or whatever usually pegs my bullshite meter. I usually keep quiet and just nod while they relay their fantasy. No need to piss in their Cheerios. My favorite is the 2wd truck stories and how it could go through anything or stories about how awesome their IFS Nissan Pathfinder is compared to their buddy's Rubicon. LOL

ALways enjoyed the tall story bros who actually came out to play in the shittastic rigs and quickly learned they weren't pulling anyone out of anything and more likely than not, they ended up shitting their pants trying to get through or over an obstacle. Also often breaking said shite pile trying to keep up with the Jeeps and causing me a headache. H2s, FSJs, FJs, Nissans, Mercs, BMWs... If it wasn't a Jeep or Yota, it was typically going to be a long day. Broncos and Scouts were pretty rare, but they did well for older rigs. Usually limited by their carbs.
This post was edited on 8/16/22 at 11:08 am
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
5769 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 11:35 am to
An old carpenter that I knew had a reputation for telling whoppers but this one took the cake.
He said when he was in the Navy, while in the middle of the Pacific Ocean they stuck a live goat onto the anchor and dropped it overboard. A short while later they caught a huge Blue whale. Talk about a wild fishing story!
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4316 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 12:43 pm to
All the Jesus and Old Testament shite is pretty unbelievable.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20871 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 12:49 pm to
Baw, start your own thread if you want to argue your nonsense. Or just go back to the poli board.
Posted by MaDeuce
Member since Jun 2019
25 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 1:26 pm to
Worked with a guy that told me and another co-worker that he had been in the Air Force Special Ops in 'Nam. He had 109 confirmed kills with a blow dart.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18806 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 1:37 pm to
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He had 109 confirmed kills with a blow dart.




Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8530 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 1:38 pm to
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Baw, start your own thread if you want to argue your nonsense.


You mean Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny ARE real after all?? I'm sorry I ruined that illusion for you.

Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8530 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 1:39 pm to
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...He had been in the Air Force Special Ops in 'Nam. He had 109 confirmed kills with a blow dart.


By coincidence I had 110 kills.

It was a very competitive situation.

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