re: Most unbelievable story told to you by an adult

Living within rock throwing distance of the Trace I can verify said legend making the rounds

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Obviously you don't know what they do and what they see. From FIL's mouth to my keyboard.

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I know and have seen *exactly* what the tasks of Recovery Crews are.

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The recovery crew is responsible for tracking and monitoring the capsule from reentry into our atmosphere, descent and splashdown. They visually verify the capsule and it's chutes as it descends through our atmosphere.

My father in law witnessed the descent of the capsule into the water, the opening of the hatch of the capsule, the astronauts changing suits, putting on oxygen masks and getting into the recovery raft They are then tasked with retrieving the capsule and crew and delivering them to the recovery ship to be placed in quarantine.

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Thank you. All legit. Including your FIL's account. Nothing to disagree with nor contradict.

That said, here's the thing -- NONE of a Recovery Crew's operations and tasks *validate* nor confirm any "flight" monitoring other than fight that's occurring at a designated starting point within the earth's atmosphere.

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So according to you, they not only faked a moon landing but they faked six?

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100%. (Not only my opinion, but the opinion of approx 30% of all Americans who seriously question the entire Moon missions.)

Orchestrated Moon Landing #1 was no more a problem than #2-#6.

Question: Do you believe NASA's "missions" and landings on Mars (which included "helicopters") are legit?

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That fact [a horizontal wire along the top of the flag to hold it out], combined with the astronauts twisting the pole into place and the Moon's low gravity easily explains why it [the flag] appears to be rippling in the wind.

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Nice try.

The American flag *was* rippling as though FLOWING AIR (as in a certain movie studio) was moving it.

I won't even get into how such a flimsy Lunar Module slapped together with duct tape, construction paper / curtain rods / gold Reynolds Wrap and magic fairy dust survived the studio prop men moving it without the contraption toppling over from the studio breeze.

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My dad friend’s told me he left the bar one night and on his way home he flipped his truck and got thrown out and landed on his feet without a scratch on him.

I think he got out to piss and didn’t put it in park and it rolled down the side of the road.

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Are you saying this guy has choked & killed multiple dogs?

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no, baw. that he tells tall tales in general

Yea that story is unbelievable

My father worked with a chronic liar for a few years. I always heard about the guy and I finally had the pleasure to be around him a bit.

I was helping out one summer at my dads work doing just manual labor stuff, and I had to listen to a bunch of stories.

A few I remember:

Went skydiving on his honeymoon, and him and his bride made love on the way down .

He could roll a joint with one hand

He was in all branches of the military, and he kept his uniforms in his closet so that whoever needed him he was ready to get out the door.

Went to school with The Beach Boys

Was laying carpet at Gracedland and Elvis was outside flying two remote controlled airplanes at one time, and he was trying to crash them into each other. When asked why he was doing it, Elvis said he has a very troubled childhood.

He was a gigolo and Marilyn Monroe was a one off client of his

He was fishing on a lake in NW Louisiana, and a 10 point buck swam by his boat. He jumped on the deers back and it swam him to shore. They made eye contact and the deer slowly walked away. ( he weighed a smooth 290lbs)

I have more. Can’t believe I remember this crap from 25 years ago haha

Was the UPS driver missing an arm or did he have a prosthetic?

That is the craziest story ive heard. Borderline insane to make that up.