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re: Lady fell off her balcony at Phoenix 3 in Orange Beach this morning.

Posted on 6/26/22 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63039 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

the 14th floor normally is really the 13th

There's a Mitch Hedberg skit about this. And about falling from said floor.
quote:

“My hotel doesn't have a 13th Floor because of superstition, but c'mon man... People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.
"What room are you in?" 
"1401". 
"No, you're not. Jump out of window, you'll die earlier!"”

LINK
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2055 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

That place is a shitshow. Three plus rows of beach chairs. Too big.



Hell Phoenix 5 didn't even close after Sally. They kept renting the fricker
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:02 pm to
Did she die?
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14035 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:02 pm to
As if vacationing in orange beach isn’t bad enough.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
4387 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Three plus rows of beach chairs. Too big.


I agree. Who wants to be in the second row much less the third row?

Would definitely tip the beach chair people extra than normal to get the first row if I had to stay there.

That all being said, to fall from that height….?

Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29341 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Did she die?


No, she clearly survived a 14 story fall
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10059 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

Yeah, she knew she'd die earlier.

Great reference
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29412 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:19 pm to
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Much like her and the 14th floor


Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11422 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:23 pm to
Pics?
Posted by dualed
Member since Sep 2010
4721 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:30 pm to
I was in Orange Beach this morning. It could have been me.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6648 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Did she die?



She stuck the landing.
Posted by Bow08tie
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
4245 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:32 pm to
Need a federal law outlawing balcony’s
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57597 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

the 14th floor normally is really the 13th… creepy




Yes, but the 13th Floor Elevators were a really cool band.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4732 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:43 pm to
Imagine a relative or SO of the deceased reading this thread. That would be a tough read.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21952 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:53 pm to
I wonder if she yelled Geronimo on the way down?
Posted by dualed
Member since Sep 2010
4721 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Imagine a relative or SO of the deceased reading this thread. That would be a tough read.


You’re trying to make us feel bad. I’m not falling for that.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66304 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:55 pm to
Gravity:

Undefeated since the Big Bang
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12682 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

Need a federal law outlawing gravity.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18912 posts
Posted on 6/26/22 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Need a federal law outlawing balcony’s


Balconies is the plural of balcony.
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