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re: People that list every one of their titles afters their name

Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
32673 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Scourge of the Sophists


Difficult to achieve, shout that from the rooftops!

quote:

Harbinger of the Ignominious Rhyme


Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
506 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Lost virginity (cum laude)
You're supposed to cum quietly unless you're absolutely certain that nobody could have entered the premises while you were getting busy and you have the whole place to yourself.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11698 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Signed,
Centinel, BA, MA, CISSP, GCIH, GCED, GCIA, GCFA, GCWN, CCNA



My field sadly does not require that many titles...I should go back and add some just for fun tho
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4177 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:36 pm to
Thanks,

rexorotten 8th grade graduate
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
2934 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:40 pm to
Only place I put any after my name is on LinkedIn, and that’s only for the recruiting bots.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28942 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:41 pm to
NPs are the worst about this and it’s not even close.
Posted by BigWillyMetry
Member since Dec 2021
1548 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:42 pm to
My favorites are the people on LinkedIn who have to say they are ex Goldman or ex McKinsey in their title, bc they aren’t comfortable with where they work now. Auto tell that they are losers
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
5378 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:45 pm to
Esq. is my favorite
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
47821 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:47 pm to
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My wife had a CS prof that had 13 Doctorates, (one in Divinity) but mostly computer related. He just signed most correspondence with his name.

Sounds like the nun that taught calculus at my high school

ETA: although she did have to sign her name with the religious orders’ initials - she didn’t include the dozen degrees (wasn’t allowed )
This post was edited on 6/9/22 at 1:53 pm
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75347 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:48 pm to
Damn, I was just about to update my signature. Dodged a bullet there.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58531 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:50 pm to
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Not as bad as the ones who use "Esquire".



Unless your name is Bill S. Preston, you shouldn’t use Esq
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
13575 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:51 pm to
I like to let people know I'm jammin' What's wrong with that?
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
5378 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:51 pm to
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NPs are the worst about this and it’s not even close.


The MD, PhD, JD CMO physicians say hold my beer...
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
166687 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:52 pm to
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BAS

Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
13668 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 2:07 pm to
a masters degree is not a certification
Posted by SlickRickerz
Member since Oct 2018
2290 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 2:12 pm to
Yours Truly,
Slick Rick, MHA, BA, AWT, CDL.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
158373 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 2:17 pm to
The nerve of those rapscallions. I trust our boys trip to the Waldorf Maldives will help you forget about this, old sport.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
36355 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 2:18 pm to
My favorite is the people who put ridiculous made up certifications which simply mean they attended some conference for 3 days and maybe took some BS test at the end.
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
1550 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 2:22 pm to
People with a ph.d in liberal arts who wants to be called Dr.

"Please address me as Dr. Andrews."

Brah. If you don't stand up when someone yells we need a doctor, you're not a doctor.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39865 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 2:25 pm to
what do I put for Master Underwater Basket Weaver?
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