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Semi Hot with Strabismus Eye On Judge Judy

Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:26 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19546 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:26 pm
Could you date a chick like this ?
She was suing her X boyfriend for a dog they bought together.

I like the way she was paying attention to Judge Judy while keeping "an eye" on her X Boyfriend.


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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124942 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:28 pm to
Put an eyepatch on her.


Trust me, eyepatches are way sexier than wonky eyes




Now she’ll shiver yer timber and give you a harrrrrrrd on while you swab her poop deck
This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 9:33 pm
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
26207 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

paying attention to Judge Judy while keeping "an eye" on her X Boyfriend.


Eye see what you did there
Posted by LSU Tigershark
10,000 posts
Member since Dec 2007
10548 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:28 pm to
Squirrel chaser
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13338 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:30 pm to
Her eye has grocery store buggy wheel syndrome. That being said I’d bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states till it got aligned again.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14542 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:31 pm to
She got that Forest Whitaker eye
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13427 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:31 pm to
I wouldn't date that even if she didn't have the wonk eye.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24920 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:33 pm to
It’s pronounced Eyegore
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66133 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

She was suing her X boyfriend for a dog they bought together.


What a dick. Why would he want her seeing eye dog?
Posted by Mike the Tiger 1999
Weston, Florida
Member since Jul 2009
1944 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:34 pm to
she’s attractive for a Judge Judy contestant, I suppose

Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6280 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:38 pm to
She’s guilty!

And I don’t care what that stupid court show is about.

Judge Wapner would’ve thrown the book at her.
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3952 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:49 pm to
She's got a Winnie Cooper/Phoebe Cates thing going on.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114217 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:49 pm to
She looks like she is looking both the judge and the bailiff in the eye.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65074 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:55 pm to
Bang her doggy style or reverse cowgirl.

Problem solved.
Posted by midcitycid
Member since Nov 2008
855 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:01 pm to
her eye is all "kagoo"
Posted by KurtSchrute
Member since Oct 2017
820 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

She was suing her X boyfriend for a dog they bought together.

Seeing Eye dog?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67292 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:09 pm to
kinda has a Robin Scherbatsky vibe to her.




Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15600 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 10:28 pm to
It can be fixed. She should use any small claims she gets as partial payment for eye surgery.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3585 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 11:08 pm to



Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
16084 posts
Posted on 4/12/22 at 3:22 am to
Which one is her good eye?
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