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How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:00 am
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:00 am
Imagine being dropped off in the Alaskan wilderness and a Bear of that species decided to greet you one evening, unexpectedly.
I don't like guns, other than for hunting, so I would just have a .22.
That would do nothing.
If I knew that I was going to Alaska beforehand, then I would take a Samurai Katana that measured 3.5 feet from the hilt, to the blade.
Bear claws and teeth are very formidable, but one thrust through its stomach, and another straight into a foot, might make it rethink things.
What would you guys do in that situation?
I don't like guns, other than for hunting, so I would just have a .22.
That would do nothing.
If I knew that I was going to Alaska beforehand, then I would take a Samurai Katana that measured 3.5 feet from the hilt, to the blade.
Bear claws and teeth are very formidable, but one thrust through its stomach, and another straight into a foot, might make it rethink things.
What would you guys do in that situation?
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Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:02 am to Octopus
Watch “The Edge”
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:03 am to Octopus
Carry a bigger gun.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:06 am to Octopus
Cut its throat with a 110 buck knife. I think I could do it if I was able to sneak up behind him. Or better yet if he was sleeping.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:21 am to Octopus
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How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?
i would probably hope it chokes on some of my bones after it killed me.
id probably put up bear traps and hope it starves., but you said unexpectedly so yea aint happening.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:26 am to Octopus
Blow it up with a hand grenade
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:30 am to Octopus
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but one thrust through its stomach, and another straight into a foot, might make it rethink things.
You are going to be quickly disappointed.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:31 am to Octopus
With no gun? I’d kill it with a grenade
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:45 am to Octopus
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:52 am to Octopus
I think the sword is the best option outside of a gun of any kind. Maybe a flare gun and grenade combo if you don't count those as guns in your hypothetical situation.
My next choice would be the baseball bat with nails sticking 3+ inches through it like Lucille from The Walking Dead. Add the barbed wire wrapped around the large end of the bat amongst the nails for effect, and the pain would most likely scare a grizzly away with a few good hits
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:58 am to Octopus
Posted on 4/3/22 at 3:47 am to Octopus
I would gouge the eyes out and then rip the nostril away from his mandible
No brainer
No brainer
Posted on 4/3/22 at 3:49 am to Octopus
Can I be armed with like a grenade launcher?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 4:03 am to Octopus
The same way I would kill a Grizzly Bear that had a gun.. I'd use my gun. But why am I killing a bear?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 4:16 am to Octopus
Naw, I watched Grizzly Man. Or more specifically, heard it. Id rather swim with a great white.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 4:36 am to Octopus
Easy… minefield or claymores
Posted on 4/3/22 at 4:38 am to Octopus
With kindness
Posted on 4/3/22 at 4:50 am to Octopus
Kindness
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:07 am to Octopus
I would sic my butler/bodyguard Silverback Gorilla on the Grizzly and then record the entire event on my iPhone 69. In landscape mode, of course.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:10 am to Octopus
Dude…can I have some of what you’re smoking, drinking, injecting?
To answer your question I believe the only logical response is to frick the bear to death.
To answer your question I believe the only logical response is to frick the bear to death.
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