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re: Most stereotypes are based in some reality but…
Posted on 4/2/22 at 10:42 pm to pelicanpride
Posted on 4/2/22 at 10:42 pm to pelicanpride
Baw, what happens on the farm, stays on the farm.
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Posted on 4/2/22 at 10:44 pm to pelicanpride
The only person I know who had what they claimed to be firsthand knowledge of someone having sex with an animal was a guy in my platoon in Germany. Dude was a true dumbass and generally fricked up in the head. He told us a story about how one day he and his friends caught this girl they went to school with letting her dog lick her pussy. In return for their silence, she gave each of them a blowjob.
He wasn’t from the south though. He was from California. And of course his whole story could have been bullshite.
He wasn’t from the south though. He was from California. And of course his whole story could have been bullshite.
Posted on 4/2/22 at 11:02 pm to pelicanpride
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I don’t know anyone who’s screwed a farm animal
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It has to be based on something, right?
Yes it is, apparently you don't know many people from Alabama or Arkansas
Posted on 4/2/22 at 11:02 pm to pelicanpride
Didn’t they bust some dude in NOLA with a horse?
Posted on 4/2/22 at 11:09 pm to 12
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Why would you screw an animal, when you have so many cousins around?
Exactly. It makes no sense. People don’t think these things through. I was talking to this Yankee once who claimed that we frick squirrels. I looked him right in the eye and asked if he had any idea how hard it is to catch a squirrel alive.
Posted on 4/2/22 at 11:22 pm to pelicanpride
Bestiality is legal in 4 states, none of them in the south. Wyoming, Hawaii, West Virginia, and New Mexico are the states. Its also decriminalized in Canada.
Mr Hands, of horse fricking fame, died in Washington state from being fricked by a horse. His colon got ruptured. It also spawned an acronym used as a joke in some circles:jtrhnbr. This stands for: Just The Right Height, No Bucket Required.
I wish I didnt know this information
Mr Hands, of horse fricking fame, died in Washington state from being fricked by a horse. His colon got ruptured. It also spawned an acronym used as a joke in some circles:jtrhnbr. This stands for: Just The Right Height, No Bucket Required.
I wish I didnt know this information
Posted on 4/2/22 at 11:23 pm to 12
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Why would you screw an animal, when you have so many cousins around?
Perfect reply. Have an upvote.
Posted on 4/2/22 at 11:29 pm to pelicanpride
Don't knock it til you've tried it
Posted on 4/2/22 at 11:34 pm to pelicanpride
Some ole miss baw here had a roommate finger his dog’s bee hole one evening
Posted on 4/2/22 at 11:47 pm to pelicanpride
I had a buddy in middle school who told me his older brother would frick the dog. No idea if it’s true or if he was bullshitting 
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:54 am to pelicanpride
There is one of those taboo type documentary episodes of a couple that had sex with their miniature horse on the regular. I believe it was in Denmark or Sweden. Extremely sick weirdos in "progressive" nordic land doing this shite and proud of it, but people ridicule the south for it. K.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 3:19 am to pelicanpride
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It has to be based on something, right?
These days, probably meth.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:07 am to Sasquatch Smash
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That’s something you otter not let other find out about…unless he’s a scientist.
He was trying to determine how many strokes to otter madness.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:16 am to daydranking
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Mr Hands, of horse fricking fame, died in Washington state from being fricked by a horse. His colon got ruptured. It also spawned an acronym used as a joke in some circles:jtrhnbr. This stands for: Just The Right Height, No Bucket Required.
It’s all just horsing around with some tight arse loser until the shite gets out of hand.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:19 am to pelicanpride
Hugh Hefner did it so it must have started on the West Coast like all the other fads.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:37 am to pelicanpride
I thought that was more of a Midwestern stereotype.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:39 am to pelicanpride
I do not know anybody that has engaged in sexual congress with an animal, but it reminds me of a good joke.
A man joins the French Foreign Legion and is posted way out in Africa in the desert. After a few weeks he starts feeling the need to take care of business, and asks his fellow soldiers what they do. They reply "you see that camel over there with the ladder-". Disgusted, the man cuts them off and returns to his duties. A few weeks later he is overcome by the urge late at night. He stands the ladder behind the camel, climbs up, and has his way. The next morning the man feels great and tells his fellow soldiers proudly that he had his way with the camel. A look of horror comes over there face and one exclaims "SACRE BLEU, we don't f*** the camel, we ride it into town over the next hill and meet some women!!!".
A man joins the French Foreign Legion and is posted way out in Africa in the desert. After a few weeks he starts feeling the need to take care of business, and asks his fellow soldiers what they do. They reply "you see that camel over there with the ladder-". Disgusted, the man cuts them off and returns to his duties. A few weeks later he is overcome by the urge late at night. He stands the ladder behind the camel, climbs up, and has his way. The next morning the man feels great and tells his fellow soldiers proudly that he had his way with the camel. A look of horror comes over there face and one exclaims "SACRE BLEU, we don't f*** the camel, we ride it into town over the next hill and meet some women!!!".
Posted on 4/3/22 at 5:53 am to pelicanpride
They had that guy over there in Bawcomville with Pee Pie the pig. That’s all I got. Booring
If I’m gonna have sex with an animal it’s gonna be a cool one, like a lion, or a rhinoceros.
If I’m gonna have sex with an animal it’s gonna be a cool one, like a lion, or a rhinoceros.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 6:18 am to pelicanpride
One of my cousins caught a neighbor screwing his Shetland pony back in the early 90s
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