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Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
3489 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:23 pm to
"It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day."

"We all watched. The television coverage, yesterday. That's on top of everything else we know and don't know yet based on what we've just been able to see and because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened"

"We must together. Work together. To see where we are. Where we are headed, where we are going and our vision where it should be. But also see it as a moment to, yes. Together, address the challenges and to work on the opportunities that are presented by this moment."

"Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that's wrong."

I bring you these motivational quotes by our fine Vice President - Kamala Harris
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 2:24 pm
Posted by slaughlin
North Dad Gum Louisiana
Member since Apr 2008
3105 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:30 pm to
"If you and your spouse agree on everything, one of you is unnecessary".

-Anne Graham Lotz
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1846 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:32 pm to
"I do not think, therefore I do not am."
- René Descrotus
Posted by Errbody
St. Tammany
Member since Feb 2022
123 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:36 pm to
A man with a hard dick will go places a man with a gun won't.

OT
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10212 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:45 pm to
"But then again, what's the point of having frick you money, if you never say, frick you" Bobby Axe
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10614 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:46 pm to
It would be better for you men to die as small boys rather than to drop this football on the ground — John Heisman
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
1911 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:47 pm to
We can't all be borned with a silver room in our house

Keep your friends close, but your enemies toaster

I dont have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands me

Friends with the Benedicts

Does a bear shite on the pope?

A link is only as long as your longest strong chain

Worst case Ontario

all by Ricky.
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 2:56 pm
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:49 pm to
Ricky's got some great ones.

One of my favorites:

"Smokes let's go"
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:55 pm to
"I know more about ISIS than the generals, believe me."

donald "nobody knows more about drone technology than me" trump before he was even the Republican nominee.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12120 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:58 pm to
”You are unique, just like everyone else.” - Warren Miller, winter sports filmmaker

”I can now get an erection… they removed my pop-up blocker.” - Stephen Hawking, astrophysicist


Posted by junior
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2005
2253 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:59 pm to
“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.”
“I don't drink water. Fish f#&$ in it.”
WC Fields


“The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey-“
Ben Franklin
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
3489 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

"I know more about ISIS than the generals, believe me."

donald "nobody knows more about drone technology than me" trump before he was even the Republican nominee.


And it appears that he was right.
Posted by commode
North Shore
Member since Dec 2012
1149 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:01 pm to
Marriage is a beautiful institution, but who the frick wants to live in an institution!

Unknown
Posted by dyerbro
Member since May 2017
131 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:34 pm to
“I’ve never played with a guy who fans adored as much as Matsuzaka. It was almost comical. We’d be leaving the hotel and there would be a thousand screaming girls, these teenage girls, yelling his name. He couldn’t go anywhere. I’d played with Griffey, with Roger Clemens, with Nomar as a rookie in Boston. I’d never seen anything like it.” Reggie Jefferson
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
1847 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:49 pm to
In space, reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same position.
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4619 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:51 pm to


Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3064 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:55 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/23/22 at 11:52 am
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

In space, reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same position.


quote:

Buck_Rogers


Checks out
Posted by midlothianlsu
Midlothian, Texas
Member since Oct 2009
1424 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

“Good afternoon. I just wanted to remind everybody that it’s Columbus Day. All those of you that know Italians, like Italians, or the people that might venture onto a ship and travel to explore and find new lands, this is your day. It’s not St. Patty’s Day; that’s a different day entirely.”

CLM
Posted by NonkG
Evangeline, La
Member since Nov 2018
132 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 4:03 pm to
You win!
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