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Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:29 am to
Posted by NEALCD
Member since Feb 2019
225 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:29 am to
2 instances but nothing really wild. One was my buddy was blackout drunk at a strip club. The strippers got him on stage with 2 of them wrapping their legs around him where he couldn’t move and a couple more borrowed some of the guys belts in our group and whipped the crap out of him. He was so drunk he didn’t realize it till next morning when he woke up with welts on his backside. We took him home afterwards and he said he hurt like hell the next morning and didn’t know why. I would of been pissed if it was me but was hilarious watching someone else.

Next one we went to Beale St. for another one and my buddy tried to hook up with a girl and followed her back to her room and got lost trying to leave so we had the cab driver driving around that Beale St area trying to find him.
Posted by Jason_EZ
USA
Member since Sep 2021
38 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 12:41 pm to
you gonna have male strippers?
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
815 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:28 pm to
Ended up at a bachelor party in the Rice area back in the 90’s; don’t remember my connection with the groom. Two chicks walk in and start a show in the middle of the living room. It was the salad sisters. They used toys and food (fruit/veggies/dairy) during the show; encouraging participation. Just glad this was the time before smartphones.

They gave private shows upstairs afterward. It was funny to watch guys sneak upstairs and try not to be seen.

These chicks got caught up in a sting operation in Houston and gave up several locally known names from their contacts. I think I remember a Broadmoor QB’s name coming out.
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7472 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 3:47 pm to
Mine was in Amsterdam
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98083 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 3:53 pm to
Well I’m damn sure not posting it here
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6228 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 3:54 pm to
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Mowerlept
Sounds like you are either an alter or a spammer.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
26227 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 3:59 pm to
22 guys in a 10 million dollar 5 story beach house. We each paid about $300 for 4 nights.
Great food was made and lots of liquor/beer/cocaine. I pulled over on the drive home shortly after I left Monday morning and threw my guts out on the side of the interstate. I even had a good samaritan pull over and check on me. I didnt recover until thursday of that work week. Called in on Tuesday I remember.

Good frickin times. I miss my 20s.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
13445 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 4:06 pm to
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I wasn't there, but a buddy of mine saw one shoot ping pong balls out her vag one night.

This would be a scene in Forrest Hump.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140621 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 4:17 pm to
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Let's hear your best bachelor or bachelorette party stories - either one's you've attended or one's you've heard about.

Posted by Tiger BTT
Member since Nov 2023
352 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 4:23 pm to
Bachelor/Bachelorette parties are trashy.

If you are truly in love to the point where you are committing to another person for life then why are you out groping (or more) strippers?
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
41111 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 4:55 pm to
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So someone came up with idea to go to Ville Platte and we’d all pitch in for him a hooker.


Ville Platte hooker?

Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
7777 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 5:37 pm to
Global Express to Vegas. Had a good time.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6774 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

Bachelor/Bachelorette parties are trashy. If you are truly in love to the point where you are committing to another person for life then why are you out groping (or more) strippers?


Guys, I found the dude that nobody wants to be friends with.
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5027 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:02 pm to
I have had great fun on Bach trips for my buddies throughout the years.

My personal was very laid back until we went to the casino on the last night and I was wasted and accidentally used the joint checking card instead of mine to pay the light bill for the casino.
Posted by dukeg7213
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2023
3462 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:39 pm to
I’m the one who told the soon be bride that her soon to be husband fricked some random girl in Destin after the bar one night.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48934 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:46 pm to

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
66003 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 7:01 pm to
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this is a prevalent use of fundamentals by strippers in new orleans. one time I had a dollar bill stuck to my forehead (my first rush party as a HS graduate) and she picked it up with her cooter/arse/gooch. It was so impressive. I still think about it sometimes to this day.


I was at a bachelor party where the girls did this. Everything was going great until this one guy decided it would be a good idea to bite the stripper right on her pussy lip. I could almost understand, even if just out of curiosity, he gave it a little lick. But why bite it?

Needless to say, his stupidity brought the show to an abrupt end.
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
3909 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 7:10 pm to
All strip clubs except for my brother-in-law. We went to a bar for that one.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19866 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 7:34 pm to
Best friend's bachelor party was at a strip club on the Biloxi beach, strippers were nude but far from 10's. Best friend was quirky about his expensive glasses. Sitting at the bar, looking up, this pregnant stripper....3 mths she said...bent over, grabbed his glasses off his face, spread her legs & rubbed his glasses deep inside her hairless twat. Pissed, face turning red, he reached up, grabbed the glasses & spent a good 2 minutes wiping them off. Smiling, she bent over again, grabbed them again & proceeded to insert them in & out & in & out, nice & sloppy by then, bent back over & placed them back on his face. He sat there speechless for a good while.
Posted by Tiger BTT
Member since Nov 2023
352 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 10:17 pm to
If your girl is out groping, if now blowing, random strippers the night before y'all are taking your wedding vows then she is not worth wifing.
I can't believe that there are men so weak and pathetic that they would allow such nonsense.
Generation of simps.
They probably don't care about her triple digit body count either.

And people wonder why the divorce rate is 56 percent.
This post was edited on 11/26/23 at 10:29 pm
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