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Posted on 2/21/22 at 3:35 pm to geauxkoo
Ultra Klean foo. Study for a drug test and you’ll never fail
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:03 pm to Fat and Happy
There is a lot of trashy in this thread.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:11 pm to geauxkoo
I'm sure some chick on Facebook has some essential oils that can help you, brotha.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:18 pm to Slippy
Detox is no more effective than plain water. Overhydrating will indicate you've made a an effort to evade detection. Home testing will not give you a baseline and is a poor predictor of how you will do on a lab test. The lab will quantify the amount of THC, measure the integrity of the specimen by looking at the specific gravity, Ph and creatinine levels. Submitting a dilute specimen and "passing" the pre-employment will get your name on the all future random test lists. Weak link in drug testing is the collection facility but, most are adept at spotting substituted specimens. Three weeks abstention will do it for urine. Hair tests will keep you from working.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 5:27 pm to geauxkoo
Posted on 2/21/22 at 5:51 pm to Norla
If you used that and passed you really dont smoke gas
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:07 pm to geauxkoo
Gelatin or Fruit Pectin will bind the THC-COOH and you will defecate it instead of piss it out (in theory). There are recipes online on what to do. That with careful dilution (DRINK A shite TON OF WATER) can work, well I know drinking a ton of water will work, if you dilute your urine enough it will read below the threshold.. and so will some other values. Then it is up to the lab tech to decide if they want to order another test or just say frick it and pass it. The over the counter THC test kit should tell you if you are clean enough or not.
No matter what you do the TCH-COOH is going to be in your system for 30 days +/- so if they do another test method you will get popped. The gelatin and dilution methods only work if you time them right for the test, they don't magically make the THC go away, they either move it out another route or dilute it.
No matter what you do the TCH-COOH is going to be in your system for 30 days +/- so if they do another test method you will get popped. The gelatin and dilution methods only work if you time them right for the test, they don't magically make the THC go away, they either move it out another route or dilute it.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 9:56 pm to fr33manator
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You can counter this by feeding it Thai Basil and Hen’sbane
I got mixed up and fed it chiken in thai peanut sauce. Turns out be has peanut allergies. His penis swole to the size of a home depot bucket. He seemed agitated as I drank from it.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 10:15 pm to geauxkoo
Do Coke. It will mask the weed.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 10:17 pm to geauxkoo
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Honestly, I didn't know this was a thing. If I can find it, that seems like the best avenue.
Call a few vape shops.
You're looking for product called Upass.
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 2/21/22 at 10:19 pm to mikelbr
Seen it. Never tried it though.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 10:21 pm to RibsandWhiskey
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Seen it. Never tried it though.
I heard it's undefeated vs both labs and instant tests.
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 2/21/22 at 10:25 pm to geauxkoo
Weed is great and all but if you are caught, you probably won’t get fired from your company but you will have to deal with DISA’s crap, which includes going to meetings and paying for the frickin things. Just do Coke. You are good to go in 2 days.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 10:39 pm to Fat and Happy
There is a huge misunderstanding about smoking. For example, if you smoke a joint on a Friday and have a test on Monday morning (and you are an occasional smoker) you’re probably going to be just fine. THC builds in your body, in fat cells. Best advice, from someone in the oil and gas field, I wouldn’t smoke every day but time it.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 10:45 pm to Costanza
Covid is absolutely the get out of work/piss test excuse. Employers are so used to that shite now they won’t even question it. This is if you can work from home of course
Posted on 2/21/22 at 10:47 pm to geauxkoo
Quick Fix. You can get it online
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:21 pm to geauxkoo
Tell them you have been using a topical ointment that contains CBD. You have been using it on an old injury that has flared up and the THC will be in your system for about 2-3more weeks.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:24 pm to Capt.Pelican
X2 on quick fix, stuff passes DOT piss test every time. Buy a urinator, it has a heat controlled element and uses two 9 volt batteries to keep it at the perfect temp for 4 hours.
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