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re: I’m finally buying a bidet
Posted on 2/17/22 at 6:40 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 2/17/22 at 6:40 pm to Byrdybyrd05
My husband bought an inexpensive one to install with our existing toilet. I was skeptical when he bought it. Now I’ll never have a toilet without a bidet. You’ll still use toilet paper, but you get a whole lot cleaner. The pre-bidet way just seems so disgusting to me now.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 6:47 pm to redneck hippie
quote:
the idea of wiping shite on my arse is disgusting to me now.
This kinda reminds me of how, for some reason, around the time i was 13 i switched from taking baths to taking showers.. and , overnight, the idea of soaking in my own filth in a bathtub seemed disgusting.. prior to that I’d never taken a shower in my life, now -other than a couple of bubble baths with old girlfriends- i dont think ive taken a bath in over 30 years .
Posted on 2/17/22 at 8:17 pm to Byrdybyrd05
First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me
-Martin Niemöller
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me
-Martin Niemöller
Posted on 2/17/22 at 8:36 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I got one of these for Christmas.
I went to Japan 5 years ago and it was a game changer sitting on a bidet seat for the first time. Seat warmers and an a-hole bath ahhhh. Got home, bought a Toto toilet and life is grand. I love to travel and stay in nice hotels, but man I miss my bidet when I'm gone. You realize how cheap most hotels got for paper too. My hole is sensitive now that I found a better way of life
Posted on 2/17/22 at 8:39 pm to CoastLSUFan
quote:
My husband bought an inexpensive one to install with our existing toilet. I was skeptical when he bought it. Now I’ll never have a toilet without a bidet. You’ll still use toilet paper, but you get a whole lot cleaner. The pre-bidet way just seems so disgusting to me now.
I use the dude wipes. That's cleaner than just water skeetin in my butthole.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 9:03 pm to Ryan3232
quote:Who is using more?
use like 4 pieces of TP per poop now
Posted on 2/17/22 at 9:20 pm to Byrdybyrd05
quote:
I’m tired of buying toilet paper from Costco only for my wife to use more toilet paper than she already does. I’m looking forward to her using less toilet paper and saving money.
I bought one of those bidet toilet lids. My wife commented that we use much less TP now. It's a great product. Just make sure you are in position when you turn the knob.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 9:35 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Tell me more about.....the.....bidet.....
Posted on 2/17/22 at 10:37 pm to mikelbr
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use the dude wipes
I use dude wipes too. But not as much as I would like, as I'm afraid of stopping up the sewer. The package claims they're flushable, but I'm not so sure.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 10:38 pm to KiwiHead
It’s basically the three sea shells
Posted on 2/17/22 at 11:01 pm to Slingin Pickle
The only way to go. I bought a Tushy online for about $80, it's not heated so I was worried about the Artic blast up my arse, but not a problem. Apparently that part of the body is not very temperature sensitive. After an evening of spicy food, that cold water the next morning is rather refreshing.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 11:10 pm to BK Lounge
quote:
This kinda reminds me of how, for some reason, around the time i was 13 i switched from taking baths to taking showers.. and , overnight, the idea of soaking in my own filth in a bathtub seemed disgusting.. prior to that I’d never taken a shower in my life, now -other than a couple of bubble baths with old girlfriends- i dont think ive taken a bath in over 30 years .
Take a shower to rinse off, get clean. Take a bath to relax and destress.
The power of the hot bath soak should not be underrated.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:10 am to King
quote:Yepper. We call that "digital cleansing" around these parts.
I just jump in the shower and rheem the ole bootyhole out with a finger.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:29 am to 777Tiger
quote:Back pain, huh. Do you remember a dude name Doug Flutie?
I've always wanted one but I have a bad back, I just can't bend over that low for a drink of water anymore
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:31 am to Napoleon
quote:Didn't somebody equate it to grinding dog shite into the carpet?
After a while of using it. The idea of just dry toilet paper seems gross.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 6:17 am to Damathe
quote:
Didn't somebody equate it to grinding dog shite into the carpet?
Well if you have a hairy arse then yes.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 6:38 am to CoastLSUFan
quote:
My husband bought an inexpensive one to install with our existing toilet. I was skeptical when he bought it. Now I’ll never have a toilet without a bidet. You’ll still use toilet paper, but you get a whole lot cleaner. The pre-bidet way just seems so disgusting to me now.
My parents feel this way as well.
The bidet may be the greatest invention ever. At least for me. I hope people continue to spread the word to where they become even more normalized. I am in favor of everybody getting a bidet.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 6:56 am to mikelbr
quote:
use the dude wipes
Your septic system hates you
Posted on 2/18/22 at 7:37 am to Byrdybyrd05
Detachable shower head with the arse blast set to max usually does me, yeah
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