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How can I get my thighs to look like Mary J's?

Posted on 2/13/22 at 9:58 pm
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 2/13/22 at 9:58 pm
What diet produces thighs like that?
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 9:59 pm to
Lots and lots of bread.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4982 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:00 pm to
The mashed potato diet
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114059 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:01 pm to
I don't know, but she used to work with George Michael. Was she a backup singer for him or something?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27202 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:01 pm to
Yeah, that outfit wasn’t what I would call flattering.
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2196 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:08 pm to


...ask Jimmy the Greek.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12986 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:13 pm to
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What diet produces thighs like that?

Corn starch.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:13 pm to
She poured her thighs into those boots
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10056 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:14 pm to
Lose fifty pounds, shave your legs, and get a spray tan.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32668 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:15 pm to
First you get the diabeetus……
Posted by Zoso
Bay Saint Louis
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:16 pm to
Popeye's
Posted by barbapapa
Member since Mar 2018
3228 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:16 pm to
ol girl needed someone to tell her the truth on that outfit
Posted by CouldaShot79
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2021
524 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:17 pm to
Fried chicken
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:17 pm to
3 bans.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 10:19 pm to
First you make a roux…
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17064 posts
Posted on 2/13/22 at 11:17 pm to
You can’t.

Are you black?

If not, you are gonna have to do a shite ton of leg work to get there. Start lifting heavy!
Posted by AuBeerStud
Michigan
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 2/13/22 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12242 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 12:44 am to
Lots of fat will work
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30276 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:33 am to
Probably a crisco diet. They fry a lot of stuff in crisco, like chicken for instance. It is some heavenly stuff, I will say. But it goes straight to the thighs. Which is what you’re looking for.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164354 posts
Posted on 2/14/22 at 1:54 am to
Her thighs looked like a couple of honey baked hams.
This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 1:54 am
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